A ghost space pirate...with chainsaw cannons!
Join me as a space pirate?
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A ghost space pirate...with chainsaw cannons!
And Enmos is the Warping-Dutchman.
Space piracy would be the most sucky adventure ever. Lots of time spent waiting for launch windows. Years spent trying to get from point A to point B.
Lots of nail-biting about trajectory or oxygen or water or food. Lots of time spent "not having enough fuel", and a painful cancerous death by the time you're 25.
More like - an uncomfortable cramped lifestyle, and plenty of consensual sex with your male crew members......just like earth pirates.
-jumps around- What can I do?
YAR?
YAR?
Is it a code or is it more what you'd call "guidelines"?
Actually punishment would be death...or should be...
Its to allow Space Pirate Force to continue its existence without disintegrating. Therefore it needs to be a code, the holy grail of every Space Pirate.
I am making a band of space pirate hippies! forget Draq and jopin me...also we can be ninjas too
We have a traitor here, Space Pirates! Keep a watchful eyes on traitors, punishment would be swift, once we are in space...all will be settled.
The laws of relativity will allow us to stay young for millenia. If we approach near light speeds, we can stay in hyperspace between launches, only then coming out of relativistic speeds to pillage, rape, and burn. Our ship will run on a matter antimatter converter, so we will have neat inexhaustible fuel. and we will have safety precautions in place to protect us from radiation.
We will have a ship large enough to accomodate us and the women that we kidnap!
We have a traitor here, Space Pirates! Keep a watchful eyes on traitors, punishment would be swift, once we are in space...all will be settled.
How shall we deal with mutinous swine cap'n? Shall we make them walk the plank?
There is only one punishment...in Space Pirate Forces. That punishment is......*hugs by thousand cute bunnies*, death from overhugging cuteness
You are already on duty mate. Get those Space Pirates applications going! I need new members!
Can we be gay space pirates?
Not under my command. You can do that back on over-popped rock called Earth.
I have a boner
Cut that sucker.
OH I forgot to mention the ceremony of becoming a Space Pirate of the Space Pirate Force on a Space Pirate Space Ship of the Space Pirate Space Forces.
The ceremony includes pledging allegeance to all the Space Pirate codes, being given a holy book "Maxim", and also showing your readiness for the Space Pirate Forces Space Action. The test would test you as a Space Pirate, you must find the cuttest bunny in the field and eat it alive (no cooking). Only than will you become a Space Pirate.
The ceremony includes pledging allegeance to all the Space Pirate codes, being given a holy book "Maxim", and also showing your readiness for the Space Pirate Forces Space Action. The test would test you as a Space Pirate, you must find the cuttest bunny in the field and eat it alive (no cooking). Only than will you become a Space Pirate.
Im going to use it as a cutlass
Where can I find a list of the "space pirates codes"
I already eat one bunny a day as part of my diet regimen.