Join me as a space pirate?

Will you join my space pirate force?

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draqon said:
Are you kidding me?

Pirates need no money, everything before us is ours! :D

We just got to get it to the spaceship.

Water

military satellite laptops

fuel

oxygen tanks


and more...
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I'm on it! But for now, off to bed!
 
night, future pirate. Keep an eye out for traitors.

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draqon said:
night, future pirate. Keep an eye out for traitors.

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I was thinking of joining up until I saw how completely gay this guy looks - I am not spending months on an old shuttle with that guy.

Seriously he needs a makeover and a sexual orinetation re-alignment- a bacofoil suit and a silver eyepatch would be a start - how about a robot parrot too
 
Draqon, you can take comfort in the fact that your screams shall be deadened by the vacuum. Your loved ones will be spared the memory of you begging for your life.
 
draqon said:
So say I hijacked a space shuttle, towed away ISS...installed Life Supporting Systems using oxygen cycling from carbon dioxide...energy from thermonuclear reactors. And being an aerospace engineer I am a darn good mechanic and an inventor. But I need experience men and women or at least those who want to learn the space tactics and survival. But this will be no ordinary spaceship, it will be a high class space pirate space ship of the first kind of this civilization...and its first destination will be moon Europa for water, after which one of my new space pirates will hack into the laser system satellite circling around Earth and integrate it part of the spaceship.

At this point the goal would be to imitate a spaceship destruction in Martian atmosphere so that everyone back on Earth would perceive us dead. Than for two years we would lay silent and as soon as the Earth space force will send out a team to investigate the crash...time to strike!!!

Great plan, heh? Who is in for the great space ride!!!
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Far too much radioactivity, and not enough money, women, fuel, or gravity in it for my likings.

Also -- nobody has gone through the trouble to set up any "oak grove greenhouse modules" in space, so all the rum is cheap colorless crap.
 
dude space pirates don't drink rum. they drink space rum. and then they get space hangovers. or if they got REALLY space drunk, they get space herpes.

man after writing space so many times, it looked like i'd written spake. the brain is complex. or i have dyslexia.
 
domesticated om said:
Far too much radioactivity, and not enough money, women, fuel, or gravity in it for my likings.

Also -- nobody has gone through the trouble to set up any "oak grove greenhouse modules" in space, so all the rum is cheap colorless crap.
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There will be plenty of money and women from all the raping and pillaging!
 
Actually pirates dont bother inventing their own spaceships, pirate use what is made...our spaceship would be a conglomerate of a space shuttle+ISS station+satellites all in one package called spaceship.

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1. We take what is ours, because everything is ours by right!

The first code of the Space Pirate Force
 
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