Jesus Built My Mushroom

goofyfish

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Jesus may have done shrooms.
Absurd? No more so than burning bushes which speak to you...
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper.

Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well.

In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips. (Full text here)
Tripping out on Jesus' urine? I'd do it.
And you know He wouldn't rip you off either.
I wonder what Jesus would be like on ecstasy?

Peace.

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Youth is the first victim of war - the first fruit of peace.
It takes 20 years or more of peace to make a man;
it takes only 20 seconds of war to destroy him.
  • -- King Boudewijn I, King of Belgium (1934-1993)
 
Well Goofy, I would NOT drink anybodys urine. But Jesus may very well have done shrooms. That would explain a lot. :p
 
Eh, wouldn't be so surprising at all.

If you've tried Salvia, it's much more of a "religious"-esque adventure. Perhaps that's why South American religions seem so much more interesting.
 
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