Jellyfish the Next Locusts?

so if I put them in Dick Cheney's pool, can I just say I did it because I was concerned about his health??
 
When we went to GA, we saw the shrimpers picking them out as they dumped the shrimp. They were all dead due to the crushing weight of the shrimp. Asians were just standing around waiting to pick them up and take them home.
 
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so if I put them in Dick Cheney's pool, can I just say I did it because I was concerned about his health?


Who is Dick Cheney ? Is he related to Lon Chaeney and Lon Cheney Junior?
The just don't make them like that any more.
 
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I take it the Pope's toilet was about him washing himself.

Does anyone know whether jellyfish are kosher. What does the old testament have to say ? Were there any in the Red Sea when Moses did his stuff ?
 
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That's a mighty good answer Miss Ellie . In the "cowboy " films of my mis-spent youth, Miss Ellie was the one who spent all her time making bluberry pies for her kinfolk.

Have you considered the consequences of a bottom feeder in the Pope's toilet ?
 
Where can I buy jellyfish for my marine aquarium ?

I saw a nautilaus in an expensive pet/aquarium store once. I bet they would have one. I assume they are hard to keep though.
Does the Atlanta aquarium have them?
 
Oh Chris!! That moon jelly is beautiful!
Can you get me one for xmas, pretty pleeeeeeeeeease?
Holy God!! $10,000 for their aquarium though?! Never mind.
 
As regards Jellyfish and Jews:

To be kosher, a fish must have both fins and scales. The lack of either characteristic renders that species of fish unclean. Examples of unkosher fish include shark, catfish and eels. All shellfish, such as crabs, lobster, and shrimp are not kosher. All sea mammals, such as dolphins, whales and seals are not kosher. All other sea animals, such as octopus, squid and jellyfish are also not kosher.

Seaweed and other sea plant life are all kosher.

There are two fish that are controversial: Swordfish and sturgeon. Both of these have scales as young fish, but lose them later in life. Most Orthodox rabbis rule that these fish are not kosher; many Conservative rabbis rule that they are kosher.
 
and most Jews eat those non-kosher items anyways....wrapped in bacon.
;)

and thanks Chris. I didn't know that (obviously)
 
As regards Jellyfish and Jews:

To be kosher, a fish must have both fins and scales. The lack of either characteristic renders that species of fish unclean. Examples of unkosher fish include shark, catfish and eels. All shellfish, such as crabs, lobster, and shrimp are not kosher. All sea mammals, such as dolphins, whales and seals are not kosher. All other sea animals, such as octopus, squid and jellyfish are also not kosher.

Seaweed and other sea plant life are all kosher.

There are two fish that are controversial: Swordfish and sturgeon. Both of these have scales as young fish, but lose them later in life. Most Orthodox rabbis rule that these fish are not kosher; many Conservative rabbis rule that they are kosher.

I could kick myself. It's so obvious that I should have thought of it. Still, we live and learn
 
There are two fish that are controversial: Swordfish and sturgeon. Both of these have scales as young fish, but lose them later in life. Most Orthodox rabbis rule that these fish are not kosher; many Conservative rabbis rule that they are kosher.


Rabbis should learn from Jesuits. Get them while they're young.
 
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