Jellyfish the Next Locusts?

GeoffP said:
Mostly anything but strawberry, which explains their surprising persistence in our oceans, thank you very much. Do we really need 'em? Thassit, innit?
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I bet most of them are coffee flavour.
That's always the chocolate left last in the box.
 
Would explain why no one wants 'em, I guess.

Then again, I like the coffee ones.

Ecology is a complicated thing.
 
GeoffP said:
Then again, I like the coffee ones.
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You should let absolutely everyone know.

Otherwise, imagine a situation in which there were only two chocolates left in the box. A person could self-sacrificingly pick the coffee chocolate so that you were not left with it, when all the time you could both have been happy.
 
Yes, but they'd also feel that by picking the coffee one, they were doing the noble, selfless thing. By forcing the evaluation of my actual preferences and dislikes on my neighbour, I'm actually taking up his time and valuable thinking space. I think it would be better just to let him hold his nose and take the coffee one, both of us subconsciously evoking mutual altruism and reaffirming our developing alliance.
 
Jellyfish were one of the first animals to appear on earth.
Your great great..................(many more greats).......grandfather
may have been a blobby annoying jellyfish.
 
Still is, if you ask me. Never liked him. He was fine in the water but his subsequent work was shite.
 
So, has anyone eaten them? Are they like tofu, they absorb the flavor of whatever you put it with?
 
Orleander said:
So, has anyone eaten them? Are they like tofu, they absorb the flavor of whatever you put it with?
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Dried jf according to my research, have little taste.
They are crunchy and salty.


The Irish jellyfish, all 1 billion blobby stinging one of them,
are of an inedible variety.

The latest news is that they have reattacked the Salmon farm.
 
Chris Cremin said:
Dried jf according to my research, have little taste.
They are crunchy and salty.


The Irish jellyfish, all 1 billion blobby stinging one of them,
are of an inedible variety.

The latest news is that they have reattacked the Salmon farm.
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Sequel.
 
How about using jellyfish as breast implants. The sting would teach guys to keep their hands to themselves.
 
Chris Cremin said:
Now they are in Scotland !

What an opportunity for an inventive Scotsman. By reducing the number of tentacles to five, one could be used for a chanter, one for a mouthpiece and the remaining three slung over rhe shoulder as chanters. thus producing the world's first "Jellypipes " .
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