Is this thing for real??

[Starthane Xyzth]

Surely, this LoveLump thing is just too damn sick to be true! Or, if they are perverse enough, can anyone have the genetic know-how to grow something like it? Could it possibly exist? It is, after all, stated to be alive (though not concious, hopefully.. )

In case the link doesn't work, here's an attached image.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

can anyone have the genetic know-how to grow something like it? Could it possibly exist?

Of course not. It’s a load of total bollocks. (Pun intended.)

<I><blockquote>LoveLump™ is an artificially-engineered transgenic tissue sculpture. It is created using a variety of animal and vegetable DNA strands, which is then mapped onto a host chromosome palette. It is considered to be one of a handful of new species created from the basic building material now available to us through recent breakthroughs in modern science. </blockquote></I>

This is just a hotchpotch of biology terms strung together into a sentence. It is totally meaningless.<P>

 

[CharonZ]

indeed.

 

[Starthane Xyzth]

Thanks for the reassurance.

 

[vslayer]

so if this aws real, wat exactly would it do??

 

[hotsexyangelprincess]

like some flying monster from a bad sci-porn. :m:

 

[Starthane Xyzth]

so if this aws real, wat exactly would it do??

It would provide a sexual surrogate for sad, lonely, perverted people - of either gender -who have too much money to throw away.

 

[vslayer]

yea, i just looked at it closer and saw what it really was, sick