This post was originaly made some time ago by a sciforums member known as GOD... I got such a laugh out of it back then because people actually had a sense of humour..... we had Kalvin B's logic to thank for most of the giggling back then.. none the less I will post this thread and see what responses we get.
Is God Sexually Frustrated?
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RazZ:bugeye:
Is God Sexually Frustrated?
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G0D...152 posts...
Christian god is a frustrated wanker
Since the christian god is reported to have created us in his own image, he must experience sexual desire like all of us.
However, since sex is a sin which he reportedly frowns upon, we must assume that he refrains from any such activity.
Also, he is reported to be "eternal".
It must really suck to live forever and never fuck!
The poor asshole! No wonder he goes about demonstrating his "wrath" all over the place.
He's so anal-retentive that his "ONLY SON" was not concieved through intercourse, but from a virgin!! Talk about a tight assed mofo!
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RazZ:bugeye: