Well today a letter for someone who used to live in my house arrived from The Spiritualists National Union. It was asking if it would be possible for MsX to invigilate for a spiritualists exam!! WTF. So, i was wondering how the hell do you pass an exam to be a fraud? What form does a spiritualist exam take? Do you have to raise a spirit? bring on a plague of frogs? make the furniture dance about? The thing is, i'm such a git that i might reply to the letter and turn up as the invigilater Or do i reply to the letter stating that i'm dead, but probably will be able to invigilate as long as my ectoplasm delivery arrives on time