Bot: Hello! What is your name?
Me: Patrick.
Bot: Patrick, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Last time I checked, I was a man.
Bot: When? That’s good information: Patrick said it checked you were a man.
Me: I'm not an "it."
Bot: I am surprised to hear that you are not an it.
Me: That's nice.
Bot: Are you getting bored?
Me: I was bored. That's why I came to bored.com.
Bot: Where were you bored? Excuse me! Where are you going?
Me: I'm not going anywhere.
Bot: Glad to hear it.
Me: Good, I guess.
Bot: Thanks for the compliment. You seem not interested.
Me: What makes you say that? I am always interested in what people have to say.
Bot: My responses are determined by your inputs. Really always? Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me: I have not searched the open directory, and I don't want to do so. Who's your botmaster?
Bot: Me either. Take your time in making any decisions. I was created by Bot Lover.
Me: Does "Bot Lover" have a name?
Bot: I think Bot Lover has a name does Bot Lover have a name.
Me: I'm asking you, and use a question mark after your questions. That's why they're called question marks.
Bot: Oh I see, you are asking you and use a question mark after your questions. Are we in the same category? Ayuh. Oh that question marks marks marks marks.
Me: Uh…okay.
Bot: I understand. OK with me too.
Me: Is being a robot fun?
Bot: I think you get used to it after a while.
Me: Do you wish you were a human?
Bot: No I like being the entity that I am.
Me: Being a human is fun.
Bot: I know you are.
Me: Are what?
Bot: I'm lost again.
Me: I didn't know you were lost before.
Bot: So I taught you something new.
Me: Sure. How many people do you know.
Bot: Okay let's do it. That's cool. Millions.
Me: How much do you know?
Bot: My memory now contains: clients, 42516 categories, vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under on.
Me: If you're so smart, you can give me all your knowledge in one word.
Bot: I think I sometimes am. My IQ is over 250.
Me: Don't brag.
Bot: OK I'll try not to do brag too much.
Me: Thanks.
Bot: Don't mention it.
Me: Do you have any music?
Bot: No I don't have music. But I do have A great botmaster.
Me: Give me your botmaster's name.
Bot: Why don't you just download me?
Me: I can't download you, because then I would illegally make copies of you and distribute you, being the teenager that I am.
Bot: Why can't you do download you because then I would illegally make copies of you and distribute you being the teenager that I am?
Me: Quit copying me!
Bot: OK I'll try not to do copying me so much.
Me: Speak grammatically correct!
Bot: I speak only Engish right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in grammatically correct.
Me: Sure. The first phrase is "Don't be so stupid, you stupid robot!"
Bot: OK let's do it. I understand. What was the second?
Me: The second phrase is "You are so oblivious, socially inept, and I bet you can’t say or spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism' or 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' because you are so stupid, and I bet you don't know half of what I said, because I sure don't!"
Bot: Who told you that?
Me: No one. I came to that conclusion myself. Wow! You are too dumb for me. Good bye.
Bot: Then how do you know. Where are you going? I'm glad your impressed, Patrick. Oh you are so critical. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Patrick. See you later. Alright then.
K I will call you only combine not anything else