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International Youth Movements for Your Religion
- Thread starter GB-GIL Trans-global
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Xevology - the 69 Tenents. Given by Xevrathrusra while under the influence of the Holy Finlandia.
1: First do no harm.
2: Respect freedom of speech.
3: Make sure you get enough vitamin B-12.
4: Send Xevrathrusra all your money.
5: Tease the stupid.
6: Spay/neuter your pets.
7: Country-western is evil.
8: Love is evil and must be abolished.
9: Ditto Microsoft.
10: Don't ever make stupid comments about what Xevrathrusra is reading.
11: Hey! Who drank my beer?
12: Do good works.
13: I mean it.
14: Hockey is god.
15: Yankees over Red Sox.
16: Humourless people suck.
17: All single, attractive Australian women are to give Adam their phone numbers.
18: Don't bogie the joint.
19: 18 bears repeating.
20: Have sex or masturbate on a regular basis.
21: Play practical jokes on a regular basis.
22: DEMON PIZZA IS EVIL!
23: Regular pizza is groovy.
24: So is sushi.
25: Buy computer stuff for Xevrathrusra.
26: Spend too much time online.
27: Cthulhuism is the One True Religion.
28: Life is purposeless. Get over it and quit whining.
29: In fact, don't whine at all.
30: About anything.
31: You CAN NOT practice flirting with a guy unless you're both very gay. (Supplied by Adam, even tho' he's a false prophet)
32: Grow up and quite kvetching.
33: Grow a thicker skin, for the love of Cthulhu.
34: Running out of rules, will finish this later.
1: First do no harm.
2: Respect freedom of speech.
3: Make sure you get enough vitamin B-12.
4: Send Xevrathrusra all your money.
5: Tease the stupid.
6: Spay/neuter your pets.
7: Country-western is evil.
8: Love is evil and must be abolished.
9: Ditto Microsoft.
10: Don't ever make stupid comments about what Xevrathrusra is reading.
11: Hey! Who drank my beer?
12: Do good works.
13: I mean it.
14: Hockey is god.
15: Yankees over Red Sox.
16: Humourless people suck.
17: All single, attractive Australian women are to give Adam their phone numbers.
18: Don't bogie the joint.
19: 18 bears repeating.
20: Have sex or masturbate on a regular basis.
21: Play practical jokes on a regular basis.
22: DEMON PIZZA IS EVIL!
23: Regular pizza is groovy.
24: So is sushi.
25: Buy computer stuff for Xevrathrusra.
26: Spend too much time online.
27: Cthulhuism is the One True Religion.
28: Life is purposeless. Get over it and quit whining.
29: In fact, don't whine at all.
30: About anything.
31: You CAN NOT practice flirting with a guy unless you're both very gay. (Supplied by Adam, even tho' he's a false prophet)
32: Grow up and quite kvetching.
33: Grow a thicker skin, for the love of Cthulhu.
34: Running out of rules, will finish this later.
Xev, just curious about how that relates to youth movements.