If Umbrellas Are Outlawed…

[goofyfish]

• …Only Outlaws Will Have Umbrellas

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man was so enraged by an acquaintance's failure to address him with an honorific that he stabbed the man to death with an umbrella, police said on Saturday.

It was the second killing with an umbrella in Japan in less than a month. (Full text here )

Peace.

 

[*stRgrL*]

Ya, then we would all have to walk around with those plastic headcovers that my granny used to wear

 

[ratbat]

Originally posted by goofyfish

• …Only Outlaws Will Have Umbrellas

I'm getting wet, just thinking about it!

 

[wet1]

So when do we get down to outlawing chop sticks as potential weapons?

 

[kmguru]

Originally posted by Xev
The Japanese are wierd. Check this out. :bugeye:

"It abhors conflict, conspicuousness, overconfidence and overt sexuality. Suffice to say, otome will rank Audrey Hepburn over Marilyn Monroe; Matisse over Picasso; Enya over Madonna; Godard over Rivette; Francoise Sagan over Simone de Beauvoir; and France over the United States (but the U.S. over Russia). "


France over USA?....France? The wine and women France? they must be kidding?

 

[Adam]

Umbrellas are banned on Frankston beach, near here, ever since the wind picked one up and speared it into a man's head and killed him.

 

[goofyfish]

Seeeeeeeee...

Umbrellas don't kill people,
the WIND kills people. :bugeye:

Peace.

 

[ratbat]

Originally posted by Xev
Guns don't kill people.....
Xev kills people!

At least until the basement is full.