Hmm!
Inane babble.
O.K if you insist.
I'm having a mildly disturbing but quite funny day.
It's nearly 5 P.M and I'm still hungover ( a mate's fiftieth last night). It was a dress up affair, Racegoing theme.
I was in top hat and tails, Spud Empress was dead sexy in her black silk designer dress.
It was a fantastic night but as is my wont, I hit the turps a bit hard.
All was fine until the shots came out and I got a bit messy.
The Spud Empress is reminding me of my indiscretions as the day goes by. A few apologies will apparently be required. I have very, very little recollection of said events but it seems I got a bit excitable and my walking cane (prop) became my object of amusement.
What's really pissing me off is that my best work was missed,.. by ME! One of my pet hates.
One of my pet hates.