I want to post pages and pages of inane chit-chat because...

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When I was flying my coercer down by the Ammar space in 0.2 space, all these nasty pirates attacked me...and before I got killed...I logged of from EVE online, the best game in universe to ever exist on face of existence before the kings of universe itself, humans.

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The purpose of my existence, is to reach Mars...and die there peacifully. Lets hope the nitrogen from my body corpse will serve a purpose there and let some life take advantage of my dust...
 
At times I look inside the eyes of a star and tell myself...just look at what you could have been...but than the star actually starts talking to me...and thats when I realize I am dreaming all this time, because in reality I am exactly what I wanted to be.
 
Ok...this is captain of the starship Delta II rocket going for Mars on schedule at year 2034...who is coming with me?
 
Just because I am here...does not mean I am not somewhere else, simply because I am not here does not mean I am somewhere else either...I might not exist to say the least...but than why should I speak at all?
 
So this pilot comes up to me, right...and he tells me...hey do you have 1 mil for my buddy down on moon 5, because he got a nasty asteroid shower...and it damaged his solar arrays you see...well I am not a charity giver, said I...to which he took his shiny gold gun out and told me "don't let me say it twice, pal...you do it as charity or I get it through your corpse..."

...yes, the world is full of pirates these days...
 
shorty_37 said:
Ok so when I go to mars, how many bags can I pack? :p
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As many as you can carry but leave one hand free for the Good News Bible. People seem to think the Bible is relevant on earth but I tell you it's for all time and all places.
 
Myles said:
As many as you can carry but leave one hand free for the Good News Bible. People seem to think the Bible is relevant on earth but I tell you it's for all time and all places.
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Good thinking, might need some Toilet paper if draqon uses it all. :D
 
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