I want to post pages and pages of inane chit-chat because...

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no no....if we are going to Mars...it will be one trip to there...for 10 minutes on Mars before our oxygen runs out...and than its the end.
 
yeah, lets all have a coffee clotch and bond like imbeciles. 'hey i like you. do you like me'....'your so funny'...'oh that was cute'...'i'm silly'

WTF is a "clotch"?
Somewhere you get kicked painfully when in China?
 
no no....if we are going to Mars...it will be one trip to there...for 10 minutes on Mars before our oxygen runs out...and than its the end.

Maybe if I ever get the urge to kill myself in an extravagant manner.
Until that, I'll pass :p
 
yeah, lets all have a coffee clotch and bond like imbeciles. 'hey i like you. do you like me'....'your so funny'...'oh that was cute'...'i'm silly'

I don't drink coffee, but I will have a coke zero and tell you that you are indeed an imbecile :p
 
I don't drink coffee, but I will have a coke zero and tell you that you are indeed an imbecile :p

why would you take that personally? I was generalizing. I dont think you are all that bad, as a matter of fact, and forgive me for being forward but you may not get along with the other housewives in your area so you come here. Which i think is fine.:)
 
I want to post pages and pages of inane chit chat because...

I like to use internet forums to pose as a pseudo intellectual and make myself feel more important than I actually am in "real life".

I have a penchant for the surreal and the internet allows me to express my idiosyncracies in a way I would otherwise have to repress due to social constraints.

I sometimes feel like when I type it releases all this pent up stuff, I'd swap to cutting but this leaves less scars.

Sometimes, it excites me when I see a thread I'm involved in reaching double figures. It makes me feel popular.

I like to have something to talk about when I go out with my friends. I tell them about this funny thread and that crazy idea and I talk about all the mad people here. They're quite jealous that I have such intelligent friends who know about science and who use the internet.

I don't sleep, not since Nam. It helps me block out the flashbacks and post traumatic stress.

I go into other forums and copy and paste entire posts from really clever people and plagiarise.

There's many more reasons for my posting pages and pages of inane drivel but I'll leave it here for now. After all, we have pages and pages to fill.
 
why would you take that personally? I was generalizing. I dont think you are all that bad, as a matter of fact, and forgive me for being forward but you may not get along with the other housewives in your area so you come here. Which i think is fine.:)

I was KIDDING with you John :rolleyes:
 
The most important question that our civilization has to answer right now is whether there is life on Mars, the current issue and most pressing issue is life on Mars.
 
The most important question that our civilization has to answer right now is whether there is life on Mars, the current issue and most pressing issue is life on Mars.

Why ? Nothing will change either way..
 
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