I want to form a radical protestant sect

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You Killed Jesus

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Snake handling and speaking in tounges are rather passe.

In my sect, we shall hit people with bibles and other christ-related objects.

Got a youngster that's denying the word of god? Send him/her to us and we'll kick the shit out of them until they're spouting off bible passages.

Old & sick? A good beating over the head with a bible never hurt anyone.

And remember, Buddha, Mohammed, and the Hindu guy came here to live. Jesus came to die.
 
For the record, Adam is thinking that you have attractive, leather clad fundie chicks doing the hitting with Bibles bit. :rolleyes:
 
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