I wanna take over the world. Any ideas how??

Merlot is my favourite type of red wine, of which I had rather too much of last night, so I was being silly.

Plenty of nice Chinese girls in China.
 
the key to world domination would be to unite all the terrorist organizations from every race and country then gather the most intelligent from these groups to form a super evil UN then devise ways to take over the world, work with japanese scientists and create some geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus, with some big gun dam robots too or something and why not some nukes and biological weapons. syncronise an attack from within each major country simultaniously and hold all the top people captive, etc etc and some other cool shit too why not.
 
tablariddim said:
Merlot is my favourite type of red wine, of which I had rather too much of last night, so I was being silly.

Plenty of nice Chinese girls in China.
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Yeh, but they're not all that easy to get unless you're into prostitutes: no problem then. Chinese guys can get very jealous.

Take over the world? Did you ever think of talking with Osama Bin Laden?
 
No way dude, what you have to do is unite Latin America into a giant empire. Then use that military to launch a front on the US. With the strength of the US take Western Europe, and if you have enough men, Canada...No nvm attack Canada with all your men because I am convinced Canada has a secret gigantic army that will take some time to defeat. Then take europe then draft all elligible men and take china. Multiple fronts are hard to control, so try and keep your back clear and loyal. And for generals use RTS gamers. hahaha
 
Canada does not have an army to defeat unless you're talking about the Royal Canadian Mounted Post? No problem for the U.S. to take over China right now, but then you'd end up with a longterm situation to deal with thirty times worse than what we're dealing with in Iraq right now.

In any case, the whole scenery is ridiculous and just another joke by Chi to satisfy his fantasy and get a few jollie reactions from the outside. That's just his habit: in case you haven't noticed so by now.
 
hey my posts are creative! and i think my tactics would work its all about secret warfare, going toe 2 toe with the allied forces is a mistake they have good tech and man power, you need to atack from within the country itself, and take it down over time from within then when the time is right syncronize a global attack,
 
EmptyForceOfChi said:
the key to world domination would be to unite all the terrorist organizations from every race and country then gather the most intelligent from these groups to form a super evil UN then devise ways to take over the world, work with japanese scientists and create some geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus, with some big gun dam robots too or something and why not some nukes and biological weapons. syncronise an attack from within each major country simultaniously and hold all the top people captive, etc etc and some other cool shit too why not.
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You just thrive on getting attention and that's the only reason why you're posting these absurd threads. First, you cannot unite all the world's terrorists organizations because of idealogical, political, and relgious differences, as much as they are trying to do so by themselves: they cannot. So how do you propose to help them to do so?

Second, there can be no way that you can form a "super evil UN" because the UN is not evil, nor are the majority of people on Earth. So to suggest such an idea is evil in itself. So this means that you are evil! Right?

Third, what he hell is a "geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus"?

Fourth, why would you think this is "some other cool shit too"?

You are projecting yourself as a sadistic evil-minded person who should seek psychiatric help before you really do cause real harm to other people or kill other people as you are proposing.
 
EmptyForceOfChi said:
the key to world domination would be to unite all the terrorist organizations from every race and country then gather the most intelligent from these groups to form a super evil UN then devise ways to take over the world, work with japanese scientists and create some geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus, with some big gun dam robots too or something and why not some nukes and biological weapons. syncronise an attack from within each major country simultaniously and hold all the top people captive, etc etc and some other cool shit too why not.
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You just thrive on getting attention and that's the only reason why you're posting these absurd threads. First, you cannot unite all the world's terrorists organizations because of idealogical, political, and relgious differences, as much as they are trying to do so by themselves: they cannot. So how do you propose to help them to do so?

Second, there can be no way that you can form a "super evil UN" because the UN is not evil, nor are the majority of people on Earth. So to suggest such an idea is evil in itself. So this means that you are evil! Right?

Third, what he hell is a "geneticaly engineered super sayains or pikachuus"?

Fourth, why would you think this is "some other cool shit too"?

You are projecting yourself as a sadistic evil-minded person who should seek psychiatric help before you really do cause real harm to other people or kill other people as you are proposing.
 
many many many ways.... i do this al day

1. go crazy - just makebelieve that you are king and treat people as such. Owning a provinicial state of mind makes for extreme confidence.

2. Take over the world without people knowing - put arsenic, cyanide, or even nightshade into your drains and contaminate the water supply while having Ozarka for yourself. Stuff like this is fun.

3. invent something that A) everyone MUST buy B) generates enough capital to buy the world through economic means

4. Create a huge following - religious, warparty, political

5. Addict people - Find highly addictive chemical and make people ingest it

6. Disease/Antidote Theory - make em sick and cure the ones you want to keep

7. Kill almost everone and conquer the remaining

8. Become so introverted that you own everything without even moving



Remember: Nicotinic Acid is one of the most deadly of all chemicals!!!!
 
Slacker47 said:
many many many ways.... i do this al day

1. go crazy - just makebelieve that you are king and treat people as such. Owning a provinicial state of mind makes for extreme confidence.

2. Take over the world without people knowing - put arsenic, cyanide, or even nightshade into your drains and contaminate the water supply while having Ozarka for yourself. Stuff like this is fun.

3. invent something that A) everyone MUST buy B) generates enough capital to buy the world through economic means

4. Create a huge following - religious, warparty, political

5. Addict people - Find highly addictive chemical and make people ingest it

6. Disease/Antidote Theory - make em sick and cure the ones you want to keep

7. Kill almost everone and conquer the remaining

8. Become so introverted that you own everything without even moving



Remember: Nicotinic Acid is one of the most deadly of all chemicals!!!!
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I can get it done with minimal casualties, and never leaving my island!
 
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