I wanna take over the world. Any ideas how??

All I know is that you have to start in Australia.

Oh and I also heard you could do this:

Step 1: Collect underpants.
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit
 
Buy Google and Wikepidia before they get completely out of control.

Oh... and of course.... buy Walt-Mart......

Yaba Daba! :m:
 
wesmorris said:
Step 1: Collect underpants.
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit
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Sounds like a good business...

I would like to buy shares of your company...

Yaba Daba! :m:
 
Start a Global Corporation.
Keep 51% of the stock.
Start a Corporate PAC and funnel billions of dollars into Political Parties and individuals all over the world.
Keep plenty of monetary records (in a very safe place) as collateral.
You just bought yourself a world.
 
vslayer said:
if i wanted the world to be be run by a single entity, and had the ability to put that entity in power, wouldnt i want that entity to be me? not you. dumbass
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You see i dont want to run the world. i want to take it over, the running of the world like i said would mainly be left over to the women as i believe because of a mothers instinct to look after her young usualy takes over her own intrest, which in turn would create a better class of leaders who actualy think more about the people than themselves.

i know theres flaws in my theory but i think ill start a new thread to adress this issue.
 
Hire me, I have the strategy that can take over the world with minimal casualties.

I'm not posting it in public though
 
Start in Australia and just keep adding your 2 armies a turn to Saim.

You'll never get Asia though, goddamn it. 7 armies at every turn, its just impossible to keep.
 
shadowpuppet said:
Start in Australia and just keep adding your 2 armies a turn to Saim.

You'll never get Asia though, goddamn it. 7 armies at every turn, its just impossible to keep.
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Yer talkin bout Risk?
 
wesmorris said:
Step 1: Collect underpants.
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit
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My business plan!!

My mission statement!!!!

The Russco attorneys are coming after you. :D
 
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It looks as if China is trying to take charge of the worlds economies for it has a huge export base, 75% and that means everyones buying their products all around the workd. China is getting very strong and she will one day be in control of much of the world through economics, not weapons.
 
Too late. A rock band completed your quest years ago.

“I was looking for a project
And it was either
Take over the world or learn French
So I took over the world”

Machine – Violent Femmes
 
yeah i noticed that myself im planning to put all ma money on the Hong Kong exchange market as soon as i figure out how...

by the way mr force of chi know anywhere i can go to get some nice chinese gals with out the triads trying to kill me cos im chatting to their gals???
 
taylan007 said:
yeah i noticed that myself im planning to put all ma money on the Hong Kong exchange market as soon as i figure out how...

by the way mr force of chi know anywhere i can go to get some nice chinese gals with out the triads trying to kill me cos im chatting to their gals???
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hey taylan most traditional chinese girls arent sluts thats the philipino girls but there passport hunters watch out, my wife is Saint Lucian im not down with the chinese hoe hotspots.
 
throw a rock into orbit around the sun, make sure you have your name CLEARLY marked on it with a permanent marker. You'll have your own, little world, your makr on it until the end of the ages... lol

rock world... i sould sell this :D
 
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