So I was at the market, happily taking a walk around after overindulging in some unnecessary clothes and jewellery...and this old woman comes up to me, out of NOWhere, and insists that I should come to her van and have my palms read.
She first predicts: 'You're going to be rocking the cradle again. You're going to have another child.'
Me: 'I don't have any children.'
She says: 'No no. You're going to be rocking the cradle.'
Me: 'I don't WANT any children!!'
She says 'Oh you're not going to have a baby. But you're going to meet a nice gentleman. He's tall and pretty looking. Come on, let me read your palm.'
Me: 'No thanks. You are starting to freak me out.' *walks off*
So first her oh so sure intuition told her that I had children and was going to have more, then that I didn't have any but was going to have a baby, then that I wouldn't have a baby but would meet a nice gentleman.
Maybe the gods were listening to our conversation, changed my destiny from having a baby to merely meeting a gentleman, and quickly relayed this to her.
I think that has to earn a medal for woo woo ness. She didn't even have good people reading ability for god's sake. If she had looked at me properly for 2 seconds she'd have noticed that I was aged 18-20, too young to likely have a child.
Just thought I'd share this.
She first predicts: 'You're going to be rocking the cradle again. You're going to have another child.'
Me: 'I don't have any children.'
She says: 'No no. You're going to be rocking the cradle.'
Me: 'I don't WANT any children!!'
She says 'Oh you're not going to have a baby. But you're going to meet a nice gentleman. He's tall and pretty looking. Come on, let me read your palm.'
Me: 'No thanks. You are starting to freak me out.' *walks off*
So first her oh so sure intuition told her that I had children and was going to have more, then that I didn't have any but was going to have a baby, then that I wouldn't have a baby but would meet a nice gentleman.
Maybe the gods were listening to our conversation, changed my destiny from having a baby to merely meeting a gentleman, and quickly relayed this to her.
I think that has to earn a medal for woo woo ness. She didn't even have good people reading ability for god's sake. If she had looked at me properly for 2 seconds she'd have noticed that I was aged 18-20, too young to likely have a child.
Just thought I'd share this.