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I created the universe. I started the Big Bang, I set evolution in motion, I made you all in my half-wit brother Jed's image. Unlike some mythological creatures, I am actually here giving you my words first hand. You can see my words with your own eyes, and you can directly interact with me. Better than some of those imaginary gods, eh?

And now, like all the good christians here, I must say: There is proof of all this.

All you believers here? You're wrong. I am the one true God. Send me your money.

Now, anyone have any questions worthy of my time and effort?
 
LOL Adam!

You're setting yourself up for a beating by the hardcore theists! I wanna watch!:eek:
 
No No No No No..........

I would like to point out that


I am Sparticus.

And Adam, please could you fix it for me to gain a recording contract or publishing deal, we will spread your good word as method of payment.

Hmmmm, Is that God or Jim'll fix it??? I never can remember.

Same Difference is it not?

But while I'm on the subject...........
If most religions teach good will to men, how come soooo many wars are through religion? I know this question has been asked many many times, and there's probably a thread that covers it.
But curiosity leads me yet again.

Like recently.......with terrorism and all.........From their argument........it's a religious war.........and yet.........surely our angle is the slaughter of innocents?? Genocide if you will.

I can't understand it yet.
And Adam......

If you are god? Is it you leaving tarot cards in bushes?
Just a thought spurred on by another thread.
 
Re: No No No No No..........

Originally posted by Munki
...fix it for me to gain a recording contract or publishing deal,

(Slightly off the subject)

What kind of music do you play and write?

[/Hmmmm, Is that God or Jim'll fix it??? .

Jim'll fix it, i'm afraid. Are you a Brit?

Same Difference is it not?

I very much doubt it. :)

If most religions teach good will to men, how come soooo many wars are through religion?

Religion is suppose to teach one how to love God, through self-realization, the good-will part is just common-sense.
It seems as though wars are fought through religion, because religion is one of 4 predominating factors of life, economic development, satisfaction of the senses and finally liberation from material bondage, being the other 3 reasons why wars are fought.

Like recently.......with terrorism and all.........From their argument........it's a religious war

From whose argument?

.........and yet.........surely our angle is the slaughter of innocents?? Genocide if you will.

First and foremost. :)

Adam;

Now, anyone have any questions worthy of my time and effort?

Could i have your bank details please?
Thanx. ;)

Love

Jan Ardena.
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Squid Vicious
ummm... you didn't tell me where to send this money. can i please have your bank account number?
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No. The truly faithful should know where to send it.

CounslerCoffe
Adam the christians are going to go nuts with the bible quotes.
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I never wrote that. Ignore it.

Munki
And Adam, please could you fix it for me to gain a recording contract or publishing deal, we will spread your good word as method of payment.
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And the Almighty's answer is: No. Money first.

If most religions teach good will to men, how come soooo many wars are through religion? I know this question has been asked many many times, and there's probably a thread that covers it.
But curiosity leads me yet again.
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I never said you have to be good, or not fight wars. Do whatever the hell you want, just keep the donations coming in.

If you are god? Is it you leaving tarot cards in bushes?
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No, he' s an imposter. Don't worry, when he and Bush are both dead, they have to spend eternity together in a jelly bath.

Jan Ardeena
Could i have your bank details please?
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Like I told Squid Vicious, listen to your inner self and my bank account details should become obvious. Otherwise you'll burn.
 
Adam

To tell you the truth, the "I'm Sparticus" comment I couldn't resist, but in certain respects Adam, Been there, done that, Warn the T-shirt until it went critical and started the chain reaction that was the Big Bang.

The creation of the universe was pretty funny though, Afterall where would you dump depleted Antimatter??? Why the beginning of time...
 
10 percent?

I created the universe. I started the Big Bang, I set evolution in motion, I made you all in my half-wit brother Jed's image
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Since I created the space in which the universe that you created exist, do I get 10 percent?
 
Well I created the lot that you put space in, if you don't like that Park your space elsewhere.
 
Ok...

Well Adam, if you are God... a lot of people here don't believe in you. Not only that but they think you are responsible for all the bad things ever in the history of the universe.

Which brings me to my question... given the unpopular nature of the position (i.e. God), why would you want it?

-Mike
 
Stryderunknown
The creation of the universe was pretty funny though, Afterall where would you dump depleted Antimatter??? Why the beginning of time...
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I created antimatter because I wanted a nifty new paperweight to go with the pulsar on the other end of my desk. I invented time because before that the football matches were very boring.

machaon
Since I created the space in which the universe that you created exist, do I get 10 percent?
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No. You get to burn in hell for being a liar. :p

Ekimklaw
Well Adam, if you are God... a lot of people here don't believe in you. Not only that but they think you are responsible for all the bad things ever in the history of the universe.
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Screw 'em. As long as they send the money in, they can believe whatever the hell they want. Those who don't send money will burn in hell.

Which brings me to my question... given the unpopular nature of the position (i.e. God), why would you want it?
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Hey, I have always been this way. It's not like I woke up one morning after being something else and decided to apply for a job. Besides, like I said, I don't give a rat's arse if religion (or me) is unpopular, as long as the money keeps rolling in.
 
You heathen! I am God! Supreme Being r Me!

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You heathen, thou hast insulted the Supreme Being!

Muscleman is condemned to Burn in the Lake of Fire because he's a stupid mofo.
 
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