please address me in a courteous way, Dr Lou Natic. I do not like the sort of actions you imply of to happen with me.
I am one of the most sexually harassed people here
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please address me in a courteous way, Dr Lou Natic. I do not like the sort of actions you imply of to happen with me.
Greetings sire, may I be so bold as to stuff some items up your slutty ass? No? oh but sir I must insist... *scuffle*... stop squirming! Shut the fucking door kadark!
Hey, why do you get to have all the fun? You think you can just use me to close doors and be a poorly-paid lookout? Some good-for-nothing Robin who just stands there watching the action, while you rape tender Russian ass like in true Batman fashion? I want a bigger slice of the pie, amigo.
I would have watched out for you next time... but this one is mine, I found him and hurt him.
Still so horny at your agej/k
You don't need your crutches to turn of the light switch. Get yourself a clapper.
What the hell is a clapper ?
LOL.......It is a device you hook up. You clap your hands to turn on the light.
Clap again to turn it off.
"CLAP ON CLAP OFF"
LOL.......It is a device you hook up. You clap your hands to turn on the light.
Clap again to turn it off.
"CLAP ON CLAP OFF"
No wonder all you Canadians are obese from lying on the couch. eating burgers and doing everything by remote control. You'll soon be as bad as the Yanks
fuck, this thread grew a lot since last night
I'm just around more often now, so you get a larger serving of my awesomeness
I'm just around more often now, so you get a larger serving of my awesomeness
Myles
i do have to agree with one exception. I HATE the fact that i have to stumple around the bedroom to find the bed in the dark because the lightswitch is at the door. So if i could get into bed with the light on then clap my hands it would be GREAT
i do have to agree with one exception. I HATE the fact that i have to stumple around the bedroom to find the bed in the dark because the lightswitch is at the door. So if i could get into bed with the light on then clap my hands it would be GREAT
It is for old folks like you
My dad is 82 and he wouldn't use such garbage.In Canada the Clapper is more of a joke. You will see it in a lot of joke skits.
Myles
i do have to agree with one exception. I HATE the fact that i have to stumple around the bedroom to find the bed in the dark because the lightswitch is at the door. So if i could get into bed with the light on then clap my hands it would be GREAT
I have a bedside light with an in-line switch.
It is for old folks like you
In Canada the Clapper is more of a joke. You will see it in a lot of joke skits.
I'll get one if ever I get the clap
I'm sticking it to the man.
This time you can't make it pass as not being arbitrary, because if you read "about the members" at all, you KNOW that it is 90% harassment, from everyone to everyone... heh, I said this in that very thread
So, if in the middle of this massive immerdation, you choose one thread to lock, ban/warn members, and the supposed offended happens to be a mod, it's going to smell bad.
REPORTED FOR INNUENDO
OMGOMGOMG now I'm all hot and bothered
I wrote this once for a blog that nobody reads because it's about insects, and who the fuck cares about insects amirite?
Pardon the crude language, it's supposed to make kids think bugs are cool
Long, agonizing life, in the kitchen
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I know, you thought this was going to be about the laments of a housewife. But no, not yet.
I just went to the kitchen and found a Triatoma on the wall. In case you are wondering wtf a Triatoma is, they all kind of look like this one, the Triatoma infenstans,*which is the whole point of this post:
He likes to drink blood... well who doesn't. But this guy won't stop until he is full, and I mean FULL
Also, while it is drinking blood, it will shit all over your face. It's true! This bug's popular name in portuguese is Barbeiro, barber... it particularly likes to bite the face... and leave you little presents in it.
So, I don't know how many of you are familiar with the Chagas disease. It was discovered and documented by a brazilian*scientist (see? we contribute!), and is caused by this cool flagelated protozoa called Trypanosoma cruzi. Bored yet?
So yeah, the cruzi is in shit. And so are you, because you'll scratch where the bug bit you, and put the protozoa right in contact with your bloodstream.
Chagas disease has no cure, and what eventually happens in the chronic stages is chagastic carditis, or*in other words, your heart gets SO BIG IT*CRUSHES YOUR INSIDES (it actually just causes heart failure for most cases, but that doesn't sound nearly as cool). I couldn't find a picture of an actual heart, but I guess this is ok for showing the dimentions:
Yes. That big white area all over the person's chest. It*is a heart.
I probably shouldn't go on about how the protozoa does this to the heart, right? You're probably drooling all over your keyboard by now...
Anyway, when I saw the Triatoma in the kitcken, I didn't think twice, I burned the little bastard, which*was probably a bad idea, as the smell was very sweet and bitter and buggy, and very enduring :/
.. Now that I'm actually looking carefuly at it, though, I see that it's not a T. infenstans it's some other kind... aww, the poor thing...
The problem as I see it, is that Varda got banned for a remark to Sam ........ a remark that none of the users found appalling .......... would it be correct to ask SAM if she were offended before banning Varda ....... ?? ... I mean if the language is not so foul ,that young people must be protected on this family site ......
Look at me insulting Varda here ..... I think we both laughed at it :
http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1845845&postcount=272
And I just called Plazma a pervert ....... I meant both posts in a positive joking way ....
and I think everybody understood that ..... but if someone reports me .... a ban ????
Some mods have more sense of humour than others , some members here have more sense of humour than others .......... are those without a sense of humour , and with concrete thinking going to decide what we write ... I am only asking ...
I still remember Redarmy11 and Varda in some old thread being banned for joking with each other ...........
applause
I actually keep the juicier images private. The ones that end up here are husband approved.
Are there bones in your lair?
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OH PUN!
I read that earlier today, Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi
how come I don't get my very own spider :'(
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