I am one of the most sexually harassed people here

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Myles, you're hogging all the action. Sling an old ( once quite attractive and ahtletically buff brother) a slice of the pussy pie upon which you seem to be feasting your saggy old arse.

C'mon, just a little whiff of Auld lang snatch?

Varda, how cool are you, you pant and huff and growl and sculpt your formidable curves into arse-bitingly lascivious poses then cry wolf at the mere hint of a lude, foxy, aged impressario.

You are a vixen of impeccable credentials.
care to enter my lair?
 
Spud Emperor said:
Myles, you're hogging all the action. Sling an old ( once quite attractive and ahtletically buff brother) a slice of the pussy pie upon which you seem to be feasting your saggy old arse.

C'mon, just a little whiff of Auld lang snatch?

Varda, how cool are you, you pant and huff and growl and sculpt your formidable curves into arse-bitingly lascivious poses then cry wolf at the mere hint of a lude, foxy, aged impressario.

You are a vixen of impeccable credentials.
care to enter my lair?
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You go find your own. At my age and state of decrepitude it's a rare commodity.
 
Myles said:
I'm not sure. Could you do it again when I'm looking ? And, please can I have my crutches back ?
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Still so horny at your age :eek: j/k
You don't need your crutches to turn of the light switch. Get yourself a clapper. :D
 
Can we sexually harrass males? Actually I would like to cyber-sexually abuse males, like "hey there kadark, I'm reaching into your back pocket and sticking my finger up your arab ass, mmm yeah, oh you don't like that do ya? hehe, don't fight it, hey... stop squirming... *scuffle* grab his feet! Someone grab his fuckin feet!" etc. Would stuff like that be allowed?
 
Dr Lou Natic said:
Can we sexually harrass males? Actually I would like to cyber-sexually abuse males, like "hey there kadark, I'm reaching into your back pocket and sticking my finger up your arab ass, mmm yeah, oh you don't like that do ya? hehe, don't fight it, hey... stop squirming... *scuffle* grab his feet! Someone grab his fuckin feet!" etc. Would stuff like that be allowed?
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Who says I wouldn't like that? :confused:
 
Well, it would just be creepy if you did like it. I would understand if you liking it was not allowed.
 
Hey draqon, what beautiful tiny pitch black eyes you have, now stand still while I grip your nuts... stop struggling, help kadark, hold him down! ... aha, alright, now I'm gonna put some stuff up his cold lemming ass...
 
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