I am Jesus Christ!

moementum7

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Or at least I thought I was for the first ten years of my life.
It was always....."jesus christ!.....what the hell did you do to your new school clothes?!", or, "aww jesus H christ, how many times do I have to tell you not to do that", and "jesus, can't you just do as your told when your mother asks you to do something?".
"Christ almighty this", and "christ almighty" that.
That was ten years of my life that I had a pretty high opinion of myself.
Live and learn.
I'm still fucking awesome though. :D
 
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EDIT:

It's also false, seeing as everbody knows that I'm Jesus.
 
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