Pot to Kettel: you are black!
Seriously, though, this reminds me of an episode of Star Treck in which the farengi(sp?) expressed their disgust toward the federation for forcing their females to wear clothes, hehe.
I. Ineffective Protection of Life and Security of Person
In American society, excessive violence has resulted in ineffective protection of life and security of the person.
Gasp! The United States has violent crime! Who would have thought, haha! And certainly the government is doing nothing to stop this, in fact I bet they are even endorsing it!
II. Serious Human Rights Violation by Law Enforcement Officials
The rights of ordinary Americans have met with challenge after the September 11 terrorist attacks. The anti-terrorism law USA Patriot Act, which took effect on October 26, 2001, provides law enforcement agencies with greater powers for investigation, including wiretapping of phone calls and Internet E-mail communications by suspect terrorists.
OK I've gotta' admit that they caught us red handed with the whole patriot act thing. Bad move on Heir Ashcroft's part.
III. Money-driven Democracy
Boasting itself to be the "model of democracy", the United States has been trying hard to sell to the world its mode of democracy.
In fact, American "democracy" has always been democracy of the rich, a small number of the population. Just as an article in the International Herald Tribute of the January 24, 2002 issue says, "The American problem is domination of politics by money."
Shameless socialistic pandering. Lord forbid the wealthy should have any influence in the nation.
IV. Poverty, Hunger and Homelessness
The United States is the only superpower in the world, however, the poor, hungry and homeless have formed a "Third World" in this most developed nation, owing to the widening gap in wealth between the rich and the poor and social injustice.
More communist filtering. Better a world where those who work and know a trade can make a living, then one where the government tries tomake it ever more appealing for it's citizens to simply not work, and drag everyone into poverty.
V. Women and Children Are in Worrisome Situation
Discrimination against women is common in the United States. USA Today reported on January 6, 2003 that women hold merely 14 percent of seats in Congress.
Descrimination against women?! This has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. There may be some left over cultural biases against women in some parts of the nation, but there's certainly no government factor involved in this, nor does any of it amount to a human rights violation.
VI. Deep-rooted Racial Discrimination
Racial discrimination is deep-rooted in the United States.
This is a lot less of a problem than it used to be. It's not government sponsored any more, for one. Also, I'd like to dare anyone to show me a multi-cultural nation where there is absolutely no racial tension.
Laugh at the rest of these once I get a little more time, i have a class to attend.