How many xians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many xians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

everyone of them , since the begining of xianity.
as it would take them many to hold it, while they wait for devine intervention.
 
Two, one who maintains authority, who is truly "one with the light", and tells others how to screw it (for light purposes only, not pleasure), and at least one follower to follow his instructions in faith.
 
100. one to screw in the lightbulb and 99 others to read and intrepret the directions differently.
 
Two. One to secure the ladder firmly as to prevent harm to the other, who twists the bulb into the socket in a clockwise fashion.


Q: How long does it take M*W to screw in a light bulb?

A: The task is never completed; the partitioning of her day does not allot enough time to complete the job.

8 hours : sleeping
3 hours : eating, washing, restroom
6 hours : bashing Christians on sciforums
2 hours : ranting about how Jesus got married, had kids, and went to France
2 hours : ranting about how Jesus never even existed
3 hours : trying to dig herself out of the resulting hole
 
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