Hawaiineriffic shirts
- Thread starter Pollux V
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Well star, you didn't say enough, because you didn't vote on the poll. I'm pretty sure that Tyler did but, well, I'm not so sure....
"I don't have my welder's helmet on. The intensity of light coming from that general direction is blinding..."
(does a fake laugh) Sooo, wet1, thrown any molotov cocktails lately? (opens cabinet) Why, what's this? Great stampeeding camels! It's a box of (gasp)
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!! And the box is (gasp) half full (or half empty, for you depressed ones), implying that he used the cocktails on--ze gods--hawaiineriffic shirt wearers!
And now everyone can be annoyed at me because my name is on the top three forums, well, three times. Sorry, I was waiting for someone to post in art and culture or politics but I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
"I don't have my welder's helmet on. The intensity of light coming from that general direction is blinding..."
(does a fake laugh) Sooo, wet1, thrown any molotov cocktails lately? (opens cabinet) Why, what's this? Great stampeeding camels! It's a box of (gasp)
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!! And the box is (gasp) half full (or half empty, for you depressed ones), implying that he used the cocktails on--ze gods--hawaiineriffic shirt wearers!
And now everyone can be annoyed at me because my name is on the top three forums, well, three times. Sorry, I was waiting for someone to post in art and culture or politics but I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
Now how did that come out of the opinion I wrote? Someone is throwing Montov cocktails because of retinal confusion? Those, (what you fondly call hawaiineriffic shirts) are an abondimnation to the visual senses.
There is enough confusion without adding the visual effects of flames to go with it,
Or the screams of the people who happened to have been in the 'general direction' of those molotov cocktails.
They're only effects to people who won't have to have skin peeled off of their asses to cover the burns on their skin from the molotov cocktails that hawaiineriffic shirt-haters throw constantly and in a very unprovoked and frankly, rude manner. Why don't the police arrest them? Because all they wear is blue. They just don't understand the genius that comes out of looking at so many colors at once.
"Hawiianarific" is a demonic ploy!
These bright, gaudy shirts have a purpose....
"Hawiianariffic" shirts were invented in 1928. Hawaii has six letters. Six letters, three syllables, three sixes.....666!
Now, Joshua is the sixth book of the Bible. Joshua 19:28 reads:
Let us research the history of these cities:
Hebron is currently embroiled in strife.
Rehob was destroyed long, long ago, as were Hammon and Kanah.
Zidon eventually died away when it lost control of ancient sea trade routes.
Is it a coincidence that all these cities are gone or embroiled in strife? Is it a coincidence that Hebron, the first mentioned, is seen so often in the news?
Is it a coincidence that these cities are connected to Hawiian shirts? Is it a coincidence that Hawaii = 666? Is it a coincidence that Hawaiian shirts just happen to cause strife?
IT IS TOO IMPROBABLE FOR ALL THIS TO BE COINCIDENCE!!
"They" like to spread chaos. "They" like to spread destruction. Is it any wonder that "They" are connected to Hawaiianarific shirts?
IT IS NO COINCIDENCE!
Read Ezekiel 3:24-26.
I will pray for you, Pollux V.
These bright, gaudy shirts have a purpose....
"Hawiianariffic" shirts were invented in 1928. Hawaii has six letters. Six letters, three syllables, three sixes.....666!
Now, Joshua is the sixth book of the Bible. Joshua 19:28 reads:
Let us research the history of these cities:
Hebron is currently embroiled in strife.
Rehob was destroyed long, long ago, as were Hammon and Kanah.
Zidon eventually died away when it lost control of ancient sea trade routes.
Is it a coincidence that all these cities are gone or embroiled in strife? Is it a coincidence that Hebron, the first mentioned, is seen so often in the news?
Is it a coincidence that these cities are connected to Hawiian shirts? Is it a coincidence that Hawaii = 666? Is it a coincidence that Hawaiian shirts just happen to cause strife?
IT IS TOO IMPROBABLE FOR ALL THIS TO BE COINCIDENCE!!
"They" like to spread chaos. "They" like to spread destruction. Is it any wonder that "They" are connected to Hawaiianarific shirts?
IT IS NO COINCIDENCE!
Read Ezekiel 3:24-26.
I will pray for you, Pollux V.
Well... with my husband, daughter, blood-sister, and 3 brother in laws, all who seem to be Hawaiian - I just could not in all hell, let you say that Hawaii = the devil. How about you go back to church, or school, or something that will help your outlook expand just a bit. How on earth, can you even post something like that? Im taking that post is that you think anything spawned from the Hawaiin islands is evil. Am I correct in writing that? That is the most idiotistic thing I have ever heard in my whole entiracy
Well... that, and the other would be that your a vampire fighting christianMuuuaaahhhaahhhaa.... I crack myself up!
I feel your pain...we can start a 'hawaiineriffic shirts anonomous," to help cope with the anti hawaiineriffic molotov cocktail throwing world. Sometimes it just gets to be too much, and I find myself wimpering like a wee little baby at the very thought of the countless crowds and the molotov cocktails flying through the air....sometimes it gets to be just too much. Thanks for letting me vent.
Ignorance is bliss!!
Foxy,
First of, FoxMulder has three syllables too, with nine letters. So by going through simple mathematics we find that:
9 divided by 3 equals 3 plus 3 equals 6. As in 666. Coincidence? I think not! In the great words of Elvis Presley (no doubt another demon, fox) you're a 'devil in disguise.' Too bad the devil backs up anything he says with really, really poor logic.
Re: "Hawiianarific" is a demonic ploy!
Well, Fox, you've just given your game away. Well played, overkill now.
Well, Fox, you've just given your game away. Well played, overkill now.
O.K. Those Hawaiian shirts...
Sorry, not my style. I prefer TIE-DYE.
Molotov Cocktails...
Am currently working on A "Molotov Anvil" to throw.
FoxMulder...
You can get to 666 with almost any mathematical equation, if ya work at it hard enough. So leave the math out of your religious life, it does'nt fit.
Sorry, not my style. I prefer TIE-DYE.
Molotov Cocktails...
Am currently working on A "Molotov Anvil" to throw.
FoxMulder...
You can get to 666 with almost any mathematical equation, if ya work at it hard enough. So leave the math out of your religious life, it does'nt fit.