Personally, and though this has nothing to do with religion, my favorite has always been, "I am the proud parent of the kid who beat up your honor roll student." I am on the honor roll at school, but I made my mom put both on her truck just for the humor of it all. Ha, ha. "F+, I failed with flying colors"
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I'm really not a shorty.
[This message has been edited by Shorty (edited October 16, 1999).]