Haha check out this video of christians or wotever they are

Lol Very good but people believe this earth (banana) is made for man bullshit
 
I wasn't sure if the banana was a metaphor for the penis in that video. The video's a joke, right??? If not then I thank God for giving women so many openings that appear to be intelligently designed for a...er...um...banana??
 
:D I think the guy on the right nearly crapped himself from laughing over that one.
Maybe the guy on the left would have benefitted from god designing the banana dildo shaped.
 
That could just as easily be a skit on 'The Daily Show' or 'The Colbert Report' as a satire. They should hire that guy (and his banana).
 
Fire said:
That could just as easily be a skit on 'The Daily Show' or 'The Colbert Report' as a satire. They should hire that guy (and his banana).
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Those guys could probably dig up Linda Lovelace's Deep Throat movie to show us just how God amazingly designed the penis for a woman's use. Easy to handle, bite sized, fits most orifices. Christ, I'd watch it....probably make a believer out of me.
 
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PsychoticEpisode said:
Those guys could probably dig up Linda Lovelace's Deep Throat movie to show us just how God amazingly designed the penis for a woman's use. Easy to handle, bite sized, fits most orifices. Christ, I'd watch it....probably make a believer out of me.
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ROFL :D
 
Those guys could probably dig up Linda Lovelace's Deep Throat movie to show us just how God amazingly designed the penis for a woman's use. Easy to handle, bite sized, fits most orifices. Christ, I'd watch it....probably make a believer out of me.
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Not only that, the banana & cuecumber and just about any vegetable with a phallus shape were early versions of dildos, I quess that god designed these vegies and a woman's vagina to satisfy their self gratification without a man! :D
 
Godless said:
Not only that, the banana & cuecumber and just about any vegetable with a phallus shape were early versions of dildos, I quess that god designed these vegies and a woman's vagina to satisfy their self gratification without a man! :D
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Now we know, God has a perverted streak...Catholic priests have probably known about this:D

I wonder how that guy would describe why God designed the watermelon? If you think about it...how do we eat a slice of watermelon? If its good for the guys, its good for the gals too.:bugeye:
 
PsychoticEpisode said:
Now we know, God has a perverted streak...Catholic priests have probably known about this:D
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The more I think about it, how is domination of people with religious dogma any different than domination of the weak with your penis? Isn't it all the same perversion?
 
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