'God' Responds to Lawsuit

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'God' Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Sep20/0,4670,ODDSuingGod,00.html

LINCOLN, Neb. — A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here _ poof!" Friend said.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.

Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction."


HAHAHAHA!!!!! LOL!!!!!! :D:D:D
 
Oh this needs to be put under my "god to be held accountable" thread.

immune?? What is it like deiimatic immunity? Next thing he'll be tearing up speeding tickets in front of a state trooper!
 
WTF? We have an agnostic senator here in America? Didn't know that.
 
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