No offense, I'm sure everyone has heard this a million times...
A boy and his father went golfing one day and his father went first. He missed the hole and said "Oh shit, I missed." His son said "Dad, you shouldn't say that. God will hit you with one of his lighting bolts." They went on to the next hole. Again, the father missed. "Oh, shit, I missed again." "You shouldn't say that, dad," his son warned. And they went on to the next hole. And again, the father missed and said "Oh, shit, I missed again." Just then a lighting bolt flashed down and hit the innocent boy. God looked down and said "Oh, shit, I missed again."
A boy and his father went golfing one day and his father went first. He missed the hole and said "Oh shit, I missed." His son said "Dad, you shouldn't say that. God will hit you with one of his lighting bolts." They went on to the next hole. Again, the father missed. "Oh, shit, I missed again." "You shouldn't say that, dad," his son warned. And they went on to the next hole. And again, the father missed and said "Oh, shit, I missed again." Just then a lighting bolt flashed down and hit the innocent boy. God looked down and said "Oh, shit, I missed again."