by golly he was outta there, who would have thought that lolling was the key to interdimensional travel, so no sooner did he leave X, then he arrived in the Land of Peckerheads where everyone wore purple helmets and ......
any hopeful means of mass transit. Luckily, he woke up from his from his absinthe-fuelled dream at this point and realised he was really late for his date with...
play jiggly-wiggly with him so with any luck the crabs could find themselves on some planet at the other end of the universe, and so it came to pass, but the crabs eventually evolved into a superior intelligent race, figured out where they came from and ....
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...started a jihad against the fishermen of the Bering Sea, and the Gulf of Mexico, and Cape Cod, and Chesapeake Bay - and anywhere else that their brother crustaceans were hunted and made meals of... ...their harrowing battle cry filled the air with an awful clatter as...
a sign appeared in cyberspace, a gigantic screen filling post that read ' I am the Lord thy Mod', ....was it the end times?..... or a new beginning? and as the world panicked it became painfully obvious that ......
the apocalypse had arrived. In Geneva, scientists turned on the Hayden Supercollider. The skies darkened for a moment and the ground trembled slightly before, suddenly, everything blinked out of existence and a string of letters appeared, floating in the ether, that read 'LEVEL 2'.
Slowly, reality returned, only this time it was...
the inside of The Flemster's mind, not much room in there but cozy, because it was full of all kinds of useless shit and some stuff that was pretty raunchy if you know what I mean, but most disturbing of all was .....
one of the mods at Sciforums, a fate worse than a bout of irritable bowel syndrome while trying to score with a hot chick, but in the interest of science one had to .....
east coast of 'Ngf where, it was said, the souls banished from the holy kingdom of Psiphoromania roamed, thirsting for revenge. It is to this dreaded place that I was doomed to go, but I did not quail for I was sure that
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