Fat People's View on Skinny

[takandjive]

Oh, by the way, most people on the street are "overweight enough to have love handles". Especially with the 30% obesity rate in the states. People with washboard abs are a minority. In fact, I'm willing to bet that the guys you've slept with were not perfect. Moreover, that during sex, they got sweaty - and what happens when people sweat - they have some BO. So you would sleep with a guy with some love handles who has a BO in private, yet when you see one on the street who isn't even touching you, you will COME UP TO HIM on your own, talk some shit to him, and then you will mace him?

I'm not getting that close. If some asshole approaches me and is hanging around despite my requests to go away, he gets maced.

There's a difference between washboard abs and love handles, and there's a middle ground. I'm not ripped, but I don't have love handles.

And NO ONE I ever slept with has had BO because they've used deodorant and showered. Also, I've never ever had a relationship with some moron who thinks strolling around town without a shirt makes him look like anything than a social retard, including a model I dated.

Also, just because the majority of people aren't in shape when it's readily attainable for you not to be a little tubby piece of shit doesn't mean you're justified.

Also, aside from your hypocrisy and strenuous efforts to TALK SHIT, you reveal this sort of weakness - and the very self-serving tendency to make quick conclusions out of thin air so that those conclusions can fit in with your trash talk.

Iss all good though Like I says, next time it's hot and humid I'll do the same - whether I'm fit or not. And those who don't like it better let me know it so that I walk just a little closer to them

I don't make conclusions. I said I don't want to see anyone's naked chest downtown EVER. A lot of people agree with me. And I think I know a hell of a lot more about the world than you because I manage to do more than bounce aimlessly around the streets with my love handles spilling in the wind. This is why you find yourself socially rejected, and may find yourself busted for being a public nuisance. Smelling like a steaming pile of crap while wandering around half naked may land you in jail, which actually amuses me.

 

[CutsieMarie89]

Oh, by the way, most people on the street are "overweight enough to have love handles". Especially with the 30% obesity rate in the states. People with washboard abs are a minority. In fact, I'm willing to bet that the guys you've slept with were not perfect. Moreover, that during sex, they got sweaty - and what happens when people sweat - they have some BO.

Sleep with a guy with love handles? eww. I have never ever done that. I can't even imagine it. I'm much to shallow to settle for excess fat.

 

[justwonderingjoe]

LOL!

What gave you the impression that I am "stinky" and that I walk/am alone?

When I was younger I was training hardcore - I had about 6-7% body fat. I was basically, ripped - for years. Then I stopped working out because of some injuries, so now I am not as fit, but I am so comfortable with my body, even despite the psychological effect of not being as ripped as I got used to being for years, that I honestly don't give 2 shits about walking shirtless in public. I mean, it's not some quirky thing with me - I'm not an idiot. I wouldn't do it in inappropriate situations... but I guess I am more relaxed than most people, and plus, I come from a beach culture, so it's more natural for me to walk without a shirt on than some people who grew up in cold climates or in places with no beaches.

Honestly, I'm just teasing people like talknjive who just trash talks for the purpose of trash talking. And I don't smell... lol - not more than the dudes that talknjive humped, at the time of the humping, anyways Also, I'm not one of those people who are actually overweight and are nasty, and KNOW they shouldn't bare as much as they do, and yet do anyway. I'm average - in fact, I'm more towards the fit because of my previous workout routines - yet I am still not "fit" by washboard standards.

Note this - out of the 3 comments I got, the 2 negative ones came from a guy and from a late-thirties woman who was overweight (just a bit) herself. This should tell you who actually gets bothered by this. Or were they really bothered? They were probably the talknjive types who just like to talk shit to happygolucky people. I laugh at these types usually

Some people are just too uptight.

I don't know if your stinky or not, but you joked around saying you'd blast t/j a wiff of you if she were around. Glad to hear you're only teasing.
And if guys are urging you to cover up... well... take their advice, for gods sake... and no one is uptight around here, it's more of a "respect those around you" thing. Capise?

 

[takandjive]

LOL!

What gave you the impression that I am "stinky" and that I walk/am alone?

The fact you were bragging about getting close to me to expose your dripping stink was a good clue.

When I was younger I was training hardcore - I had about 6-7% body fat. I was basically, ripped - for years. Then I stopped working out because of some injuries, so now I am not as fit, but I am so comfortable with my body, even despite the psychological effect of not being as ripped as I got used to being for years, that I honestly don't give 2 shits about walking shirtless in public. I mean, it's not some quirky thing with me - I'm not an idiot. I wouldn't do it in inappropriate situations... but I guess I am more relaxed than most people, and plus, I come from a beach culture, so it's more natural for me to walk without a shirt on than some people who grew up in cold climates or in places with no beaches.

No, you never had 6-7% body fat. Professional athletes tend to have more than that. You're claiming you had as much body fat as a professional body builder. I don't believe it. Post pictures.

Honestly, I'm just teasing people like talknjive who just trash talks for the purpose of trash talking. And I don't smell... lol - not more than the dudes that talknjive humped, at the time of the humping, anyways Also, I'm not one of those people who are actually overweight and are nasty, and KNOW they shouldn't bare as much as they do, and yet do anyway. I'm average - in fact, I'm more towards the fit because of my previous workout routines - yet I am still not "fit" by washboard standards.

No, I don't sleep with people who stink. Don't confuse your low standards with my decent ones.

And with your little saddlebags of goo on your waist, how dare you call someone overweight "nasty." You're right; fatties generally ARE weight bigots.

Note this - out of the 3 comments I got, the 2 negative ones came from a guy and from a late-thirties woman who was overweight (just a bit) herself. This should tell you who actually gets bothered by this. Or were they really bothered? They were probably the talknjive types who just like to talk shit to happygolucky people. I laugh at these types usually

My body isn't perfect, but I'm pretty good, overall. I work out 4-5x a week. I don't have bulges hanging off me. Mikenostic will verify. (Don't tell the full story, Mike. )

Some people are just too uptight.

I'm hardly uptight, my dear. I like sex. I love the human body. I don't tell people what they should wear according to weight. I just think a little modesty and deodorant is very attractive.

I would consider myself in having the physique to wear speedos, that said, I wouldn't be caught dead in them. I could even look like/be built like Taye Diggs, Brandon Lee, or Brad Pitt, and I still wouldn't wear speedos. Yikes.

I have worn a colored tank top out in public before. But whenever I do that, you can bet there was some Speed Stick or Degree applied before I left.
I'm uber paranoid/anal/OCD about BO and bad breath.

 

[mikenostic]

No, you never had 6-7% body fat. Professional athletes tend to have more than that. You're claiming you had as much body fat as a professional body builder. I don't believe it. Post pictures.

Yep, I will back that up. I'm 5'11" 160 lbs and even I have about 12.8% body fat.

And with your little saddlebags of goo on your waist, how dare you call someone overweight "nasty." You're right; fatties generally ARE weight bigots.

Let me catch some fatty being a weight bigot. I'll be happy to set them straight.

My body isn't perfect, but I'm pretty good, overall. I work out 4-5x a week. I don't have bulges hanging off me. Mikenostic will verify. (Don't tell the full story, Mike. )

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm hardly uptight, my dear. I like sex. I love the human body. I don't tell people what they should wear according to weight. I just think a little modesty and deodorant is very attractive.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! you saying you like modesty in a partner would be like Don King or Tracey Chapman saying that they like combed and kept hairdos on their partners.

 

[Orleander]

Yep, I will back that up. I'm 5'11" 160 lbs and even I have about 12.8% body fat.....

Too skinny for me. You are my son's size

 

[mikenostic]

Too skinny for me. You are my son's size

I'm not skinny, Orly. I do have some meat on my bones.
slim-athletic is the term I would use. The closest I can think of would be Asthon Kutcher. He's not big and bulky, but he is cut and has a washboard stomach. I'm sure waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more women would pick him (even if he wasn't famous) than your 'stocky' husband.

And to answer your statement in the other thread about your husband's size, you yourself have even said that you had to settle for him because all the guys that have physiques like me were too full of themselves. You're the one who said that. Don't ask me to archive it because I'm not sifting through the hundreds of threads that were created on here since then, but you said it.

It's too bad that you don't like guys that don't look like they've eating two boxes of Twinkies per day.
And yes, I would bet my next paycheck that I have a better physique than your husband.

 

[otheadp]

Ah, trash talking some more out of every orifice you have and then some. Body builders have less body fat than 6-7 %. In fact when you get to the level of fitness where you call yourself a "professional body builder" then your fat % will fluctuate from 2-4% body fat on a day of a competition,to back to 10% when you're not competing. But this knowledge is foreign to you.

Why should I post to you some of my old ripped pics? So you have some more masturbation material? I'm not in the habit of posting my personal pictures on public forums - and even if I were to do that, you'd say something ridiculous like "it's not really you", or some other clever thing - you're pretty good at that.

When I say I was 6-7% body fat, than that is what I mean. I wasn't going to bring it up, and only did after you started to talk so much shit that sciforums' server almost crashed, but yes, it's true. I was an excellent athlete and a martial arts guy on my way to the UFC - before it exploded in popularity.

This is all, of course, irrelevant to the point at hand - you being a bully and a jerk, talking shit beyond just making ridiculously rude comments at people going without a shirt... it all exposes your insecurity, as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Orleander]

....And to answer your statement in the other thread about your husband's size, you yourself have even said that you had to settle for him because all the guys that have physiques like me were too full of themselves. You're the one who said that. ....

Either put up or shut up. Til then I'm calling you a liar.

 

[mikenostic]

Either put up or shut up. Til then I'm calling you a liar.

Oh noes!!!
I've been called a liar by Orly. What ever am I to do?

*points at Orly and horse laughs at her*

You gunna call me a liar when I tell you that you told me your real name when I first got on this website? I'll be happy to post your real name up here until you DO remember the husband comments.

 

[otheadp]

I'm 5'11" 160 lbs and even I have about 12.8% body fat.

At my peak fitness I was 190lbs, 6-7%. I'm 6'1". I'm talking about not just washboard abs - I'm talking protruding cubes, big shoulders, a triangle-shaped back, big guns with veins all over, big forearms, etc.

EDIT:
Btw, you do know what "guns" are, right? I'm not talking about pistols here.

EDIT #2:

When I'm talking about "peak fitness" above, it was for one particular configuration .. i.e. I was actually skinny because of my high cardio workouts. In later years I switched to different routines of workouts and got way more muscle mass, being able to lift waaay heavier weights than at the time of my 6-7% body fat, but at the same time having more fat... So, I'm not sure which "fit" I would call my "peak fitness".

 

[mikenostic]

At my pique fitness I was 190lbs, 6-7%. I'm 6'1". I'm talking about not just washboard abs - I'm talking protruding cubes, big shoulders, a triangle-shaped back, big guns with veins all over, big forearms, etc.

Not unless you were a professional athlete of some sort, and super uber anal about your diet. I'm raising the bullshit flag.

I never got below 12% even when I was on active duty running 10+ miles a week, and lifting weights.

Funny thing is, even if you are telling the truth about your heyday, you're probably nowhere near that anymore. Whereas I'm within 1% of my body fat that I had when I was active duty.

 

[takandjive]

Yep, I will back that up. I'm 5'11" 160 lbs and even I have about 12.8% body fat.

And you wear deodorant. You redefine "Tennessee Pride sausage."

Let me catch some fatty being a weight bigot. I'll be happy to set them straight.

There's nothing more offensive to me than someone who's fat waxing on about how offended they are by someone's weight. At least the fatter person is less stupid, and you can lose weight, but being a mouthy dumb ass is incurable.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Goddamn right.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! you saying you like modesty in a partner would be like Don King or Tracey Chapman saying that they like combed and kept hairdos on their partners.

But like Don King, I do enjoy using words like "trickeration."

Too skinny for me. You are my son's size

 

[Orleander]

...You gunna call me a liar when I tell you that you told me your real name when I first got on this website? I'll be happy to post your real name up here until you DO remember the husband comments.

Nope, I did tell you my name. Post away.

WTHell does that have to do with my husband liar?

 

[takandjive]

Either put up or shut up. Til then I'm calling you a liar.

He probably just wants to sleep with you. Mike is really less of an asshole privately.

At my peak fitness I was 190lbs, 6-7%. I'm 6'1". I'm talking about not just washboard abs - I'm talking protruding cubes, big shoulders, a triangle-shaped back, big guns with veins all over, big forearms, etc.

EDIT:
Btw, you do know what "guns" are, right? I'm not talking about pistols here.

Post a pic of yourself in this phenomenal shape. I'll post a pic if you will.

Mike, don't be an asshole to Orly and don't threaten.

 

[mikenostic]

And you wear deodorant. You redefine "Tennessee Pride sausage."

There's nothing more offensive to me than someone who's fat waxing on about how offended they are by someone's weight. At least the fatter person is less stupid, and you can lose weight, but being a mouthy dumb ass is incurable.

Trying to verify if you are referring to me...

Goddamn right.

You're the one who brought it up. :shrug:

But like Don King, I do enjoy using words like "trickeration."

"Trickeration" was probably originally coined by Ike Turner.

 

[takandjive]

Not referring to you. I'm referring to Mr. 6%.

 

[otheadp]

Not unless you were a professional athlete of some sort, and super uber anal about your diet. I'm raising the bullshit flag.

I never got below 12% even when I was on active duty running 10+ miles a week, and lifting weights.

Funny thing is, even if you are telling the truth about your heyday, you're probably nowhere near that anymore. Whereas I'm within 1% of my body fat that I had when I was active duty.

Here's a hint: I was young then - my metabolism was faster. Also, some people's body just responds faster. For example, if I start working out, I get in shape very fast. But then if I stop working out, I lose my strength and form, and gain weight, equally fast. But some of my friends can eat twice as much as me and not get fat even though they don't work out at all, and when they go to the gym and try their hardest they just can't get a break in terms of gaining muscle mass.

I don't remember if I was running 10 miles a week at the time, but I was sparring constantly - and doing several training sessions back to back - like, a BJJ class with warm up, cardio, technique, sparring, and then immediately after, a kick boxing class with also a warm up, cardio, technique, sparring... all preceding a weight lifting routine. Plus, I'd go to the weight room every week day for about an hour, and play team sports like street hockey, soccer, etc. I've always been a very active kid at the top of my class in sports since early grade school.

 

[takandjive]

Um, people who have a lot of muscle tend to stay thinner as it keeps up your metabolism. I want a before and after pic. Until then, lies.

And you said a woman with a BMI of 30 was "slightly overweight." Are you stupid? That's OBESE on the BMI scale. You don't know crap about fitness.

 

[otheadp]

Um, people who have a lot of muscle tend to stay thinner as it keeps up your metabolism. I want a before and after pic. Until then, lies.

And you said a woman with a BMI of 30 was "slightly overweight." Are you stupid? That's OBESE on the BMI scale. You don't know crap about fitness.

I know that the numbers for women are higher because they have less muscle and more fat. A GUY with 30 BMI is on the border of being obese. A WOMAN with 30 BMI is considered less fat.