Everyone's Odd

[Don H]

My cousin has three breasts.
Yes, one big one and two small.
She has one older and two younger twin sisters.
They all only have 3 fingers on each hand.
People say they eat like birds
but for the life of me I have never seen them eat.
Most oddly they wear strong perfumes
that have a slight ammonia scent.

I have never really talked to them
since they say they are hearing challenged
yet I have spied them conversing among themselves
in voices that sound like soft high white noise and chirps.
It is said they are the only survivors
of the Oklahoma branch of the family.

My aunt always suspected
there was some indian blood in that family
but I have my own suspicions.

 

[Thor]

Ummmm, seem pretty normal to me

 

[Bebelina]

Where do YOU live Thor?

 

[fadingCaptain]

This is an amazingly strange and disturbing post on many levels.

 

[Thor]

You should see my friend. He's a hairier than a gorrila. He can walk around nude and people would think hes fully dressed. Thats normal around where I live.

 

[Don H]

This is the beginning of a still stranger novel.