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Yo, those are so cool! To tell you the truth, I really never thought about these things (or they never actually popped up). But one of them I do know:
They have a bunch of dogs, and they place bowls of the new food in front of their faces. If they eat it and don't horribly mutate within the next 48 hours, the scientists slap a "New and Improved" label on the dog food and ship it off immediately. Something like that, hehe
They have a bunch of dogs, and they place bowls of the new food in front of their faces. If they eat it and don't horribly mutate within the next 48 hours, the scientists slap a "New and Improved" label on the dog food and ship it off immediately. Something like that, hehe
me
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
is it heavy?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
hmmm. maybe because thats wen everybody's in a rush.
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
i saw dave letterman a few years ago, and the guest was a proffesional dog food taster. it was completely serious. the guy was in a suit. they opened a can of dog food, and he ate it.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
to prevent disease and infection. duh!
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
stucktogetherments!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hoohoohoohoohoohoohahahahahahaha!
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
is it heavy?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
hmmm. maybe because thats wen everybody's in a rush.
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
i saw dave letterman a few years ago, and the guest was a proffesional dog food taster. it was completely serious. the guy was in a suit. they opened a can of dog food, and he ate it.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
to prevent disease and infection. duh!
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
stucktogetherments!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hoohoohoohoohoohoohahahahahahaha!
hahah thats a pretty interesting thread, but i CAN answer one of those....
-beacause there isnt Tide in the rain.
We're not supposed to know and we're not allowed to ask
It's a woman thing
The Psychic would have to share their winnings with every other Psychic
Abbr.
They haven't mastered the 'Don't let the patient die' bit yet
It's MicroSoft, Nuff said
Lemon Juice doesn't make my hands soft
Thats why you shouldn't trust them
When you flip off other drivers, thats what you get
Why isn't there cat-flavoured mouse food?
I do
Like everyone else, he couldn't find the buggers
Only in America
They claim that they shave them
They want their independance
They'd have to paint the plane orange
shut up, we know this. we don't want to hurt their feelings
Wearing condoms does not enable you to perform well
I hope this answers all of your questions
me
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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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It's MicroSoft, Nuff said
lol. funny.
No. 1 oxymoron:
Microsoft Works
ok answer me this:
what the hell do meteorologists have 2 do with meteors?
does goodyear also manufacture blimps?
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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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It's MicroSoft, Nuff said
lol. funny.
No. 1 oxymoron:
Microsoft Works
ok answer me this:
what the hell do meteorologists have 2 do with meteors?
does goodyear also manufacture blimps?
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
(just another one of thingy that I remembered while reading this thread )
"If your nose runs and your feet smell, then aren't you built upside down?"
And I'll try to find the other thread
Why isn't "phonetics" spelt phonetically? hehe
(just another one of thingy that I remembered while reading this thread
)"If your nose runs and your feet smell, then aren't you built upside down?"
And I'll try to find the other thread
Why isn't "phonetics" spelt phonetically? hehe
Oh yes you can.......