Eternal Truths

Cris

In search of Immortality
Valued Senior Member
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If you were too open minded your brains would fall out.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

Cris
 
'He has a photographic memory, only he left the lens cap on'

Sorry, that first one reminded me of that:D
 
i'm a moggle

how i oppsed to know

am i opened minded or not

kupo
 
Good stuff!!

Originally posted by Cris
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

That's probably my favorite one. I live by that truth. :)

Why go through trial and error yourself rather than the easy route?
 
Just for you, Cris ...

"Experience is a hard teacher. She gives
the test first, the lesson afterwards."

Take care ;)
 
Money can't buy love, but it can rent a very close imitation.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
So many idiots, so few comets.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 
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