Does God need to get Laid?

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It is very dry in here today
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I just can't help feeling the Big Guy needs a little pick-me-up. I don't want to go to my grave thinking He's porking Mother Theresa.

Afterthoughts....Did he put Eve together out of personal taste or what? Think she was good looking?
 
heh. That reminds of of Mark Twain's little known book, Letters from the Earth. In this book Satan visits to see for himself what mankind is like, then he reports on what he found. Absolutely hysterical, satirical and blasphemous.

For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race -- and of ours -- sexual intercourse!

It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!

His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values. It consists -- utterly and entirely -- of diversions which he cares next to nothing about, here in the earth, yet is quite sure he will like them in heaven. Isn't it curious? Isn't it interesting? You must not think I am exaggerating, for it is not so.

The whole thing is here.
 
He had an affair with a virgin 2006 years ago. People have been talking about it ever since.
 
Is the Virgin Mary the only adulterous person in history to have told her soulmate, and got away with it, by saying that God impregnated her? Has there been recorded any other divine dalliances? How many guys have believed it?

So if God shaped Eve then He must have known what aroused a man. Surely the pleasures of sex were known to God before He put them into service.

I don't know, He always seems angry or moody to me. Sex is good therapy, I just thought He should get some.
 
I'm glad to see someone else around here finally paying some attention to Twain. The man was complete genius and then some.
 
SnakeLord said:
I'm glad to see someone else around here finally paying some attention to Twain. The man was complete genius and then some.

I am reading a book called "The Bible According to Mark Twain." Absolutely hysterical and irreverent, folks here would love it.
 
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