samcdkey said:
i realised thats why i changed it on my last one
Do my head in thread...
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i realised thats why i changed it on my last one
Muslim said:
Don't tempt me.......
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from rats to Pakistanis for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that Pakistanis are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do. However, sometimes it very hard to exterpolate our test results to human beings."
what do you do i you run over muslim
run the fucker over again
run the fucker over again
(Q) said:That's probably the only time I've ever seen the words 'Muslim' and 'fun' together in the same sentence.
Muslim is fun?
Well I think he's fun; he always makes me laugh, even at his most obnoxious.
But then, I always take him with a pinch of salt (and pepper)
what do you call all of your hindu jokes, you have serious double standards muslimMuslim said:
Here comes one fuck-ass long post. I should keep up with threads like this.
... Ah fuck it. I want a cookie. *munches on new cookie*
Muslim, are you sexist?
It was more than just a typographical error. "Thought" is a word totally different from "throat".
... Ah fuck it. I want a cookie. *munches on new cookie*
An apology? Fuck that shit. You invited people to waste your time, remember?
Why are you so sexist? Maybe it's because you have some insecurities concerning your masculinity?
You have a shitty memory. You started the thread. Duh. Urf doy. You've had one too many Breezers.
Haha. You're stupid. For the statement to be factual to any extent, it had to be... well, factual. As in, the guy would have to have a pussy. And he doesn't. You suck.
Who's that girl in dreadlocks stuffing her face with cake? Oink oink.
My fuck man. You called someone else effeminate! Hypocrite.
I wonder if Allah would approve of this.
What brand was the orange juice? Bacardi?
You ain't too pretty yourself.
Lawl. Yes it was. I love the joke. And I know an American variant too.
That's like the kettle asking the pot if it's black.
Muslim, are you sexist?
Booo! Those sucked. And so do you.
Success! We're pissing him off!
How were mine for ya?
Muslim said:
Is this the same guy that was going to write another man's name on his penis for the purposes of photographing it and sending it to the other man? There's not much I could say to "insult" such a person beyond what they've already accomplished, but I *do* have a question: does the prohibition in your cult that prohibits "graven images" come into play with pictures of dicks?
Lol yeah..
Although judging from her picture, I don't understand why she'd have a dick in the first place. Still, good to see they let women go out these days showing a little bit more than just their eyes, or let them go out at all for that matter.
Athelwulf said:
i think that he would rather you opened his biccardis for him
