Do my head in thread...

[Muslim]

Samcdkey, you said you're a molecular biology scientist right? OK let me ask you this.

What kind of a microscope do you use to look at viruses?

and also what is the cycle of the virus called?

I'll start off easy yeah?

 

[S.A.M.]

don't work with viruses, just cells

but you can use an electron microscope to look at a virus

 

[draqon]

don't work with viruses, just cells

but you can use an electron microscope to look at a virus

you can look at death but you cant feel it, it feels you.

 

[Muslim]

don't work with viruses, just cells

but you can use an electron microscope to look at a virus

ooookayyyyyy

 

[Muslim]

don't work with viruses, just cells

but you can use an electron microscope to look at a virus

OK which are the simplest cells in structure?

also how many Cells are there in an average human body?

 

[S.A.M.]

I also kill rats; hundreds of them, chop off their heads when they are alive, take out bits and pieces of their tissues, grind them and examine them.

I'm very bloodthirsty and very very good at PAINFUL surgery.

 

[S.A.M.]

OK which are the simplest cells in structure?

d-uh, who cares?

 

[Muslim]

d-uh, who cares?

I care. I want to be just like you. :bugeye:

 

[Muslim]

I also kill rats; hundreds of them, chop off their heads when they are alive, take out bits and pieces of their tissues, grind them and examine them.

I'm very bloodthirsty and very very good at PAINFUL surgery.

Where is this whats the laboratory called?

I did study law for 3 years.

 

[S.A.M.]

Where is this whats the laboratory called?

I did study law for 3 years.

Its a secret lab; if I tell you I'll have to kill you

 

[Muslim]

Its a secret lab; if I tell you I'll have to kill you

secrete or imaginary?

 

[S.A.M.]

What do you think?

 

[draqon]

What do you think?

I think this world is imaginary and thus the lab is imaginary too. All but a dream.

 

[S.A.M.]

I doubt the 102 rats I killed this year will agree

 

[Communist Hamster]

I doubt the 102 rats I killed this year will agree

But they are dead, and so can neither agree nor disagree

 

[Muslim]

^ Shes Indian, don't try to use logic with her you might confuse her.

 

[S.A.M.]

^ Shes Indian, don't try to use logic with her you might confuse her.

Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Indian and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the Indian stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....

 

[superluminal]

...

I did study law for 3 years.

Watching "Law and Order" on TV does not count. You can't even compose a coherent sentence, and you're questioning samcd's background?

Ha!

 

[thedevilsreject]

I did study law for 3 years.

so tell me, whats the sentence for terrorism

 

[Muslim]

Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Indian and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the Indian stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....

That was not even funny.

How do you stop an Indian tank?

Shoot the Red DOT on the dumb Hindus head who is pushing it.