TheHeretic
Registered Senior Member
Theory of the Dinosaurs
As a young boy all alone existing in absolute nothing. He was just a little boy when he discovered the fun of playdough and decided to create the heavens and the earth and then everything was "good" He came to the good old age of 1 and decided to use his playdough to make the dinosaurs. That was fun for a year but eventually he got bored and he said f this and squashed the dinos then over the years god grew up grew some pewbs and thought of a nice little story to construct he made man out of the playdough and decided to talk to some of them in their sleep and they wrote on some paper and then people were like hey This god IS our reason for bieng and they worshiped him and believed in him and god felt good, it was satisfiying and he let them be. and everything was good again untill we piss him off again and thenn we will all get squashed and then he will make some dino-man mixture and everthing will be good again.-----------sounds like a load of crap
As a young boy all alone existing in absolute nothing. He was just a little boy when he discovered the fun of playdough and decided to create the heavens and the earth and then everything was "good" He came to the good old age of 1 and decided to use his playdough to make the dinosaurs. That was fun for a year but eventually he got bored and he said f this and squashed the dinos then over the years god grew up grew some pewbs and thought of a nice little story to construct he made man out of the playdough and decided to talk to some of them in their sleep and they wrote on some paper and then people were like hey This god IS our reason for bieng and they worshiped him and believed in him and god felt good, it was satisfiying and he let them be. and everything was good again untill we piss him off again and thenn we will all get squashed and then he will make some dino-man mixture and everthing will be good again.-----------sounds like a load of crap