I chose both because I'd rather not be just Blind or Deaf, but Blind and Deaf, so there'd be more chances that I could accidentally walk off a cliff and kill myself so I won't have to suffer.
(What's wrong with me? I'm usually not this pessimistic!)
Hey Increan, could you change your poll to the name Plagues, then list the options as:
Would you rather:
Be Blind?
Be Deaf?
Be Mute?
Be Ugly?
Die Early?
Be Smelly?
Be Beautiful But Retarded?
Be Terribly Short?
Lose your sense of smell?
Lose your sense of taste?
Lose your sense of touch?
Have everything but love?
Lose your arms?
Lose your legs?
All of the above?
See, I was going to post something like this, but you got to it first. Congratulations, my hat goes off to you.
Note: None of the above is meant to offend anyone.