Cucumbers in Iraq!

Michael

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Cucumbers broke Al-Qaeda's power in Iraq!

Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed.


These morons scared Americans into passing the "patriot" act...
 
There's absolutely nothing wrong with the government tapping into your comms. "Privacy" doesn't appear in the constitution
 
There's an al Qaeda in Iraq? Let me guess, is it in the famous Anbar province? Have they found Abu Risha of the Sahwa [Awakening] yet or is he still dead???

Bwahahahahaha! :roflmao:
 
Often times i ask myself:

"How did i get here, was there some kind of mistake? Was i sent to the wrong planet?"
 
*local grocery market*

Mame, put the cucumber down on the ground and step away! I said drop it or we shoot!
 
Michael, I know what you're thinking about those tomatoes. I've seen the way you look at them. And I'm telling you, it isn't right. :bugeye:
 
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