I created the universe. I made up all the fossils, I whammied lightspeed, I even made lint and skidmarks. The whole thing, done by me.
I even told some guy about it, and he wrote the story down. The writings are real, they exist. Hell, I exist too, I'm here typing this in for you all.
Now, I am your God. Worship me.
PS: For those who believe in the christian god but don't believe what I have written in this post... Why?
I even told some guy about it, and he wrote the story down. The writings are real, they exist. Hell, I exist too, I'm here typing this in for you all.
Now, I am your God. Worship me.
PS: For those who believe in the christian god but don't believe what I have written in this post... Why?