Chinese lesson 101

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Joeman

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English ................................................. Chinese
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Are you harboring a fugitive?............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small Horse ........................................Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? ................Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table..............Ai Bang Mai Ni
Has your flight been delayed?.........Hao Long Wei Ting?
An unauthorized execution....................Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet..........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka
I think you need a facelift ...................Chin Tu Fat
 
I got this in my email from a friend today. Sorry if you are offended. I think it's hilarous :D
 
no... she laughed.. i think it was really a challenge to her mind... (she's kinda pissing me off right now. )
 
got this the other day... :bugeye:


In Japan, the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages have been
replaced with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction
rules. Each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the
second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message,
often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme
brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan. Below, the essence of
Zen:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank
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rotfl, I didn't get it at first, was a bit went back and read it, and changed to
Click to expand...

LOL. When I got this in email, I thought it is serious. I was wondering what dialect this is.
 
Firefly: Sort of. I can't read or write but can speak a little and listen.
 
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