Not many sciforummers realise this, but I am a dog.
I was imprinted by my human master, who passed away many years ago, and left me his fortune.
I have three degrees, from Yale, Oxford, and the Betty Smith Academy for extraordinary dogs and cats.
In the latter, I learned to juggle, dance, jump through fiery hoops, and play the maracas.
I am much in demand from other Edogcated canines worldwide, who have problems adjusting to being smarter than most humans.
I still find time to post on sciforums, where I find communicating with humans puzzling but stimulating.
You don't like sniffing lampposts, for example.
I have learned to type.
Not twenty-claw typing, admittedly, but my four-claw technique gets me by.