Can Adam be scared?

[temporary_illusion]

Ok..I am taking up the challenge..TO SCARE ADAM!!
If anyone has any ideas/offers of help on how to do this, please post.
It can and will be done

*Evil laugh*
*steals Adam's shoes and runs away*

 

[Adam]

Can't be done.

 

[Xev]

Well TI, let's tag-team him!!!!

I was talking to him on ICQ:

Ada (11:25 PM) :
what about mutant giant spiders?
Adam (11:26 PM) :
tasty
Ada (11:26 PM) :
what about dominatrix grandmothers?
Adam (11:28 PM) :
could be fun

 

[Porfiry]

Tell him you found out about his great secret.

 

[temporary_illusion]

Yes Xev, he said you tried, but couldn't do it

We shall all have to join our forces together to become..Captain Planet!

Wait..no...

Damn childhood brainwashing

 

[Adam]

Two girls tag-teaming me? That's not scary, that's a dream come true!

 

[Tyler]

Eighteen large, hairy men smothered in grease and sliced cheese who have not had any sexual contact for 28 years.

 

[Adam]

Sounds like my last birthday party...

Try again.

 

[wet1]

Sir Loone for breakfast...

 

[Adam]

Disgusting, but hardly scary.

 

[temporary_illusion]

November at 'that' time of the month

 

[Pollux V]

Being raped by a priest, but not while you were young. It actually will happen today.

 

[goofyfish]

Originally posted by Adam
Two girls tag-teaming me? That's not scary, that's a dream come true!

Yeah? It's Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton

Oh please do not let me get a visual...

 

[Adam]

Again, disgusting, but not scary.

 

[ratbat]

Kit Fister, Jabba the Hut, & Greedo covered in swamp muck & using blasting-sand for lubrication? Darth Vader as camera-man, because I will require visual, but not live,proof.

 

[Pollux V]

but not live

(chuckles)

Adam, I find your lack of faith...disturbing (oahhh baah)

 

[ndrs]

Take his passport away and put him in an Australian refugee detention center!