Commandments are coppied from Wikipedia, thanx
# I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt..." - This commandment is to believe in the existence of God.
Consider it broken
# "You shall have no other gods besides Me...Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..."
I drew a cartoon of god today, he looked a bit like a 2 year old's drawing of a cat
# "You shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Lord..." - This commandment is to never take the name of God in a vain oath. In Exodus, the text reads "in a vain oath" (לא תשא את שם ה' לשוא), while in Deuteronomy it reads "in a false oath" (לא תשא שם ה' לשקר).
And why the Fucking Christ shouldn't i do that
Ooops
# "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy" (the version in Deuteronomy mentions "Keep" rather than "Remember")
How boring would that be, i love my weekends (BTW is it saturday or sunday, i keep forgeting)
# "Honor your father and your mother..." - This commandment is a development when compared to other laws of the Ancient East (for example, the Code of Hammurabi) that do not call for equal respect of the father and the mother.
No, just don't even go there
# "You shall not murder" - The Hebrew Bible makes a distinction between murdering and killing (see Jewish interpretation below).
I shot a Rabbit last week, i wonder if that counts
# "You shall not commit adultery"
I'm not married,i'll let you know when i am
# "You shall not steal" (sometimes interpreted as kidnapping, since there are other injunctions against stealing property in the Bible).
What, not at all, come off it, i mean i wouldn't rob a bank but everyone steals the odd small thing
# "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"
Why? Whatif it is for the best
# "You shall not covet your neighbor's house..." (in Exodus, the text reads "... neighbor's house, ... neighbor's wife, nor his manservant..." etc. while in Deuteronomy, "thy neighbor's wife, ... thy neighbor's house, his field" etc.)
Ok i can't say i've ever done that but only because it's stupid
In Conclusion
I'm going to hell, who's coming with me
-pi
# I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt..." - This commandment is to believe in the existence of God.
Consider it broken
# "You shall have no other gods besides Me...Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..."
I drew a cartoon of god today, he looked a bit like a 2 year old's drawing of a cat
# "You shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Lord..." - This commandment is to never take the name of God in a vain oath. In Exodus, the text reads "in a vain oath" (לא תשא את שם ה' לשוא), while in Deuteronomy it reads "in a false oath" (לא תשא שם ה' לשקר).
And why the Fucking Christ shouldn't i do that
Ooops
# "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy" (the version in Deuteronomy mentions "Keep" rather than "Remember")
How boring would that be, i love my weekends (BTW is it saturday or sunday, i keep forgeting)
# "Honor your father and your mother..." - This commandment is a development when compared to other laws of the Ancient East (for example, the Code of Hammurabi) that do not call for equal respect of the father and the mother.
No, just don't even go there
# "You shall not murder" - The Hebrew Bible makes a distinction between murdering and killing (see Jewish interpretation below).
I shot a Rabbit last week, i wonder if that counts
# "You shall not commit adultery"
I'm not married,i'll let you know when i am
# "You shall not steal" (sometimes interpreted as kidnapping, since there are other injunctions against stealing property in the Bible).
What, not at all, come off it, i mean i wouldn't rob a bank but everyone steals the odd small thing
# "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"
Why? Whatif it is for the best
# "You shall not covet your neighbor's house..." (in Exodus, the text reads "... neighbor's house, ... neighbor's wife, nor his manservant..." etc. while in Deuteronomy, "thy neighbor's wife, ... thy neighbor's house, his field" etc.)
Ok i can't say i've ever done that but only because it's stupid
In Conclusion
I'm going to hell, who's coming with me
-pi