Blasphemy-loving James Bond fans might love this

WinAce

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LordCo Centre spoofed pretty much the entire Bond franchise with their recent update, which included 9 movies for Cineplex Golgotha. Here's the one that began it all:

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Dr. Noah - A LordCo Films Production

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"Christ, Jesus Christ"

Jesus Christ, secret agent in the service of Jehovah, must race against time to defeat an evil prophet from flooding the world for a second time, thus making god out to be a total, lying piece of shit. In a story line similar to one of the worst Deep Space Nine episodes ever, Jesus Christ travels from one exotic, dust-covered locale to another with his only his trusty crucifix and his wits to save the world.

The others are:


Enjoy! Tell your friends. Email them to your fundamentalist acquaintances. Link those from other forums and blogs. "Ask a God" (a real one, not those fake, made up gods that never reply) for advice to your worst problems or issues on the LordBoard. Use the Confess-o-Matic to avoid getting into an unsafe, dark booth with one of those pervert priests. And so on (there's so much stuff on that site, it isn't funny, although the content itself is).
 
I laughed and I cried....

WHAT THE HELL!

Next thing you know, Sponge Bob Square Pants will have the same ideology..... for such mumble bumble jargin.


It is pretty much the same Bull that Porno Videos have,,,,

The man with the golden penis....
Dykes are forever....
Thunder D*ck
You only Cum twice....
F*ck Finger
From hooker with love...




I have said enough...
 
triviamonkey speaks: if you think the picture of Jesus in Thundergod looks a little strange, I believe it could be the "possible face of Christ" done by the BBC a few years ago from a reconstructed 1st Century Palestininan skull.

What I find sad about From Egypt with Love is that it is a all too true commentary on how the born-again lot like to put Jesus in places and situations that he doesn't really belong. But I suppose making it Moses, Moses Moses, would kill the joke. As I appear to have done here!
 
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