Band Names

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Seeing as 2 of us are intellectuals...

And the other one's the drummer! :p:D
Not that you'll want to read these now but its the best my insanity can manage -

Stilton for the Cheesemonkeys
Fishpond Circus
Montezuma's Waterloo
Bataillon de Normandie
Marxist March

I guess it depends if you'd really want something meaningful or just something uniquely fun and intriguing, it's probably best to pick something memorable from one of your own lives though.
 
The Montquatre
Flying at Half Mast
Onslaught
Passage to Illumination
Mission for Contrition
Holder of the Key
Constantinople
Dam Block
Failed Transmission
The Illuminati
Whore the Planet
Thinking to Excess
Steal Stainless Steel
Reflective Surface
Paperchain
Crime and Malnourishment
Fotogen
Diagonal Horizon
Philosophy From Concentrate
Wisdom in Ignorance

That's the best I can do. Honest.. :(
 
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Lensatic Axis

Paradox Simalcrum

Juxtaposeur

Scheming Regals

Harold Regalia
 
But my real suggestion is this: Keep coming up with names until you Google it and get no hits at all.

Yeah but once you get popular you don't have to worry about other contexts distracting the attention from the band.

Look at Incubus...seems like a bad choice but through incredible music they now come up first on google and then the fabled creature and incubation.


So the real trick is: Don't suck as a band.
 
Sickness unto Death.
The Social Contract
The Will and the Power
No Exit

All philosophically related, all good for rock bands.
 
Syphillis 2000
Exaggerated Nipple
Triumphant Snailtrail
Disco Stench
Orifice Grot
Bowl of Plaque
The Smell of Burning Hair
Trouser Grumble
Life In A Firemans Helmet
Shiny Red Racing Helmet
Brown Tinted Glasses
Tool Gripper
Wrist Flickers
String Twangers
Chug Tug
The Saline Solution
 
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