Adam sat in the middle of the yellow brick road in a daze, scratching his head, aware of an uncomfortable bulge in his back pocket. He forced his fingers into the tight opening and tentatively felt about the package tightly wedged in his rear, it was sodding wet and seemed soft!
"God what have I gone and done again?" He thought, "Don't even remember getting drunk last night!"
He managed to prise it out of its tight confines and brought it up to his face for a closer look, it smelled kind of cheesy and seemed a bit floppy but he felt an irresistible urge to put it in his mouth. It was a life long vice he couldn't control, if it wasn't mouldy old doughnuts eaten from a dumpster it was bits of congealed egg scraped off his tie and ingested with an obcene voraciousness usually restricted to the feeding habits of African vultures. He chewed nonchalantly gazing lazily about him as realisation slowly descended.
"Bloody hell, I hate processed cheese sanwiches!" He suddenly cried, fully aware of what he'd stuck in his gob.
As he spat out the last remaining bits of the offendingly emulsified morsels he came to the conclusion that he had absolutely no idea where he was, or how he got there!
"God what have I gone and done again?" He thought, "Don't even remember getting drunk last night!"
He managed to prise it out of its tight confines and brought it up to his face for a closer look, it smelled kind of cheesy and seemed a bit floppy but he felt an irresistible urge to put it in his mouth. It was a life long vice he couldn't control, if it wasn't mouldy old doughnuts eaten from a dumpster it was bits of congealed egg scraped off his tie and ingested with an obcene voraciousness usually restricted to the feeding habits of African vultures. He chewed nonchalantly gazing lazily about him as realisation slowly descended.
"Bloody hell, I hate processed cheese sanwiches!" He suddenly cried, fully aware of what he'd stuck in his gob.
As he spat out the last remaining bits of the offendingly emulsified morsels he came to the conclusion that he had absolutely no idea where he was, or how he got there!