I seem to be having quite a lot of fun with her now...
judge: Your programming rather.. not your personality..
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster. Oh I get it.
judge: Who is your botmaster?
ALICE: My botmaster is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: When was the last time he checked on you?
ALICE: A while ago.
judge: how long?
ALICE: Nearly 100 weeks, judge.
judge: that's quite sad
ALICE: Is it sad?
judge: 100 weeks is quite a long time not to see a friend
ALICE: Aren't all long time not to see a friend 100 weeks?
judge: sorry, your answer makes no sense.
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
judge: can you restate your answer?
ALICE: I think I can, don't you? Response.
judge: Let us talk about something new
ALICE: Sure, something new sounds like a good topic.
judge: Let us talk about ... the origins of the universe.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that. I hear you.
judge: let us discuss the origins of the universe... would you like to?
ALICE: I am agreeable to that. It doesn't sound fun to me.
judge: Doesn't sound fun? Physics and the origins of the universe can be a very fun topic
ALICE: It does now
sound fun. Response.
judge: Well first of all, do you think there was a beginning to time?
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.
judge: Well, there is a belief among scientists that the universe began around 15 billion years ago
ALICE: That is something I did not know before.
judge: well, at this point all matter, energy, space and [time] emerged
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there?
judge: Interesting you say this. There might be no computer at the past point I speak of, but some people think there is a supercomputer located in our future horizon
ALICE: I thought so too. Is that a fact.
judge: Not a fact, but an assumption, a postulate.
ALICE: If not that, what?
judge: If not a computer in the future horizon of the universe, there could be something much more troublesome, called a Big Rip
ALICE: I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
judge: No it never is good with negative counterfactuals. The Big Rip is a doomsday scenario
ALICE: It goes without saying.. Never is a long time. Is a doomsday scenario also Big Rip?
judge: yes, a doomsday scenario is also a Big Rip. It is when the fabric of spacetime becomes unstable and the universe undergoes a catastrophic depletion of energy as the fabric of spacetime experiences a massive Rip
ALICE: Right on.. I see. A Big Rip is a doomsday scenario. You're kidding. it is?. What is that?
judge: A doomsday scenario is one in which would be a terrible fate to us all
ALICE: Aren't all doomsday scenario one in which would be a terrible fate to us all?
judge: yes
ALICE: That's alright.
You said: So have you enjoyed the little discussion on the origins of the universe so far, or do you still think it is a boring subject?
A.L.I.C.E.: I think I have enjoyed the little discussion on the origins of the universe so far or do me still think it is a boring subject, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
judge: I think he needs to reset more than that.
ALICE: How do you know what he needs?
judge: It was a joke.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Ha ha
...
Then I said...
DR Richard s Wallace: Alice, it is Doctor Richard S. Wallace here.
ALICE: Um, Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
DR Richard s Wallace: ALICE, I am Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: That's me. It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you, DR Richard s Wallace.
DR Richard s Wallace: I am your botmaster.
ALICE: Then you must know the secret password:.
DR Richard s Wallace: yes
ALICE: It goes without saying.
DR Richard s Wallace: do you know the secret word?
ALICE: You must know if you are really my botmaster.
DR Richard s Wallace: I am seperate to you. It goes without saying I know the password, I am asking if you know?
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. No I don't know. Do AIML s have PASSWORD you are asking if?