armyofpower:Calling all the best scientists

[armyofpower]

im making a group of people scientists, hackers, weapon experts
where goin to make powerfull weapons as srtong as or stronger then the millitary.And where goin to make robots/artificial life

contact me at [email removed]


ps: the website for the group isin't armyofpower.info ill tell you what it is when you join

[Mod note]
Emails are removed here because of the potential for harvesting, which spammers do to get addresses.

 

[GeoffP]

Please. The Americans are making robots that kill and eat people. What have you got? A gobot that humps walls?

 

[Dywyddyr]

Okay I'm in.
Minimum of 50k a year (guineas) and 30 days' holiday, weekends and Bank Holidays off.
And flexi-time.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Are we going to have a Bond-esque supervillain hideout? Hollow volcano with retractable roof, underwater palace, space station. It’s all good. :thumbsup:

 

[GeoffP]

Trust me: as someone with some experience in this, it's all overrated. You're better off to just buy long-term bonds and a time machine.

 

[CptBork]

I'll go shopping for some old Batman tights for my character. I want my powers to be telepathy and supernatural legal insight.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

I'm picturing 'armyofpower' as.....

 

[AlphaNumeric]

im making a group of people scientists, hackers, weapon experts
where goin to make powerfull weapons as srtong as or stronger then the millitary.And where goin to make robots/artificial life

Yes, just think what a group of geographically separated people with little or no experience with research, unrelated daytime jobs and who can't spell we're or military could do communicating by email. Obviously the trillion dollar military-industrial leviathans of the world, with their many thousands of highly educated, skilled, full time, well funded employees who have legal access to any and all kinds of material, information, chemicals and people will not stand a chance.

The FBI doesn't go knocking on the door of Northrop Grumman when they order several tons of Uranium to their nuclear weapon construction site, because its for the US government. You start making enquiring about how to get your hands on 'weapons more powerful than the millitary [sic]' and you'll have your door kicked down and an orange jumpsuit put on you so fast you won't know what hit you. Oh yeah, an anti-terrorism task force armed to the teeth.

 

[CptBork]

More likely they'll just come take his skateboard and iPod away, and he'll move on to more realistic pursuits.

 

[AlphaNumeric]

Maybe he's just angry about health care reform. I see a lot of people on the news (though admittedly I am in the UK so get my US news via The Daily Show) getting very angry about how Obama is enacting tyranny and they turn up to town meetings with assault rifles. Maybe its the pinko Marxism agenda the liberal media here in this great socialist commune of Britain has instilled in me but generally I see the notion of health care reform in the US as a good thing.

But then maybe I'm just used to the death camps and the 6 month waiting lists due to accepting people with pre-existing conditions we have.....

 

[CptBork]

I remember hearing that some black dude showed up to one of those meetings decked out with assault rifles and ammo, apparently caused a bit of a scene. If it's ok for the white folks, why not?

So, back to our RPG... I decided that I have another power to add. In addition to the last two I mentioned, now I can also fly faster than infinity speed. No one else is allowed to fly now because I called it first.

 

[GeoffP]

What are you on about? No one said anything about superpowers. We're just trying to set up a society of tyrannical evil to exhort the world governments for billions of dollars with orbital "la-zers" and maneating robots.

Get your head on straight. I mean, honestly.

 

[CptBork]

This is my treehouse and my powerarmy now, I get to make the rules! If you want to change this into a G.I. Joe game then get your dad to build you your own treehouse and go get your own weapons. My dad's already helping me with my costume, and then he says he's going to use his old office PC to make me my own master crime computer. Then once I have my crimeputer, I'm going to get all the best scientists in the world because they'll like working for me when I tell them what it's actually for.

 

[GeoffP]

Pfft. Right. You try hiring Craig Venter for free, and see what the baldheaded freak says.